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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #250 on: March 31, 2024, 11:27:14 AM »
That was very funny.   

Could have used some subtitle citations here and there.


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Welcome to Texas, Los Angelites
« Reply #252 on: April 04, 2024, 06:02:32 PM »
Couldn’t find the original so this X link will have to do.

https://x.com/catturd2/status/1775491012862910668?s=61&t=L5uifCqWy8R8rhj_J8HNJw

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #253 on: April 05, 2024, 05:12:39 AM »
video gave me couple of belly laughs !   :-D :-D :-D

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Tell Us How You Really Feel
« Reply #254 on: April 19, 2024, 02:09:36 PM »
Coarse language warning. Very coarse language warning. Me an ex-chef learned some new ways to swear coarse language warning:

https://x.com/NiohBerg/status/1781377432638959845

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #255 on: April 19, 2024, 02:24:07 PM »
OMG!!!  That had me rolling on the  floor!!!  :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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« Reply #256 on: April 28, 2024, 01:31:51 PM »

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Depression Cure?
« Reply #257 on: May 01, 2024, 09:10:13 PM »
The Devil’s Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce is one of my all time favorites and helped turn me into a gleeful cynic. Working from memory here, but one of my favorite entries goes something like:

Riot (n). A popular form of entertainment put on for the local militia at the expense of innocent bystanders.

How it that for encapsulating a massive amount of cynicism in few words?

Anyhoo, looks to me we are about to see a corollary, and I suspect the results will be greeted heartily by rank and file Americans that have had enough of “Progressive” tantrums as they can stand:

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-finds-most-effective-treatment-for-depression-watching-scrawny-libs-get-absolutely-manhandled-by-police?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1g_EWLsQoeS3_wi63jPeDK5bgFFW7nF6eZSlDezye_7JAaWcgtxxRgbao_aem_AavTbx1b6u-KfIYMF11iWY-A0mSz-iI7bwxDTYJwzfrgIeH-dcS-Ke4uLuQJcDHmQpZJYj0T5TqnOBm2YAfmXS6i

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #258 on: May 02, 2024, 06:39:12 AM »
 :-D :-D :-D

" Riot (n). A popular form of entertainment put on for the local militia at the expense of innocent bystanders "

I might add that for the PLO rioters who are not outside infiltrators and are really students,
it is a popular form of social entertainment for them as well.  I could have thought of better ways to be interactive and have fun then this nonsense.






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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #261 on: June 05, 2024, 06:08:15 AM »
What a GREAT analogy!

This could be our response to the endless use of label - convicted felon.

So was Mandela!    8-)

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #262 on: June 05, 2024, 07:34:47 AM »
What a GREAT analogy!

This could be our response to the endless use of label - convicted felon.

So was Mandela!    8-)

Right!  Nelson Mandela, "convicted felon"!

On the other hand, they will be ready with the old Lloyd Benson line: 

'I knew Nelson Mandela. Nelson Mandela was a friend of mine, Donald Trump, you are no Nelson Mandela.'

There can be an answer to that too.  'No I'm not. Nelson Mandela was also persecuted.  Released from jail he became the leader of his nation, ended apartheid and freed the people who were so wrongly held back.  But he also espoused Marxism and other Democratic Party themes that led his country to disaster.  I want to lead all Americans to freedom and the nation to prosperity and greatness.'   :-D

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #263 on: June 05, 2024, 01:08:45 PM »
good point

Trump makes the point and the LEFT will be with smirks and mocks
saying "TRUMP NOW COMPARES HIMSELF TO MANDELA!"  hahahahaha
colbert and the other night nuts will go down the attempt at humor road with this.

We have to cut them off beforehand.

Their tactics are quite obvious clear and predictable now.


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Another 2025 Threat!!!
« Reply #267 on: July 12, 2024, 05:27:35 AM »
Is there no bottom to the horror they seek too perpetrate?

https://share.icloud.com/photos/0eePAZqpAUs9i2pA-xpgyB7vA

Trying a new way of posting photos. Someone please tell me if the link works.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #268 on: July 12, 2024, 06:12:35 AM »
hi BBG .
yes link works.

agree all or any of the choices will kill .  :wink:

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B-B-Lon Bee: Going with Boeing
« Reply #269 on: July 15, 2024, 02:03:01 PM »
Bob Boeing: “Show of hands: who’s gay?”

DEI Flunky 1: “I am!”

DEI Flunky 2: “I am!”

DEI Flunky 3: “I’m a Methodist.”

Boeing Bob: “Close enough!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkj5A7B52Bk&t=174s

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Which Chip Today?
« Reply #270 on: July 17, 2024, 12:09:54 PM »
Trying to tie Trump to 2025 was sooo last week:

https://share.icloud.com/photos/03aEoFU0Prw5wuwF8YCexSrFQ

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Debating a Pig in a Poke
« Reply #271 on: July 17, 2024, 09:30:22 PM »
@BillMelugin_
NEW: Trump campaign responds re: Vice Presidential debates.
“We don’t know who the Democrat nominee for Vice President is going to be, so we can’t lock in a date before their convention. To do so would be unfair to Gavin Newsom, JB Pritzker, Gretchen Whitmer, or whoever Kamala Harris picks as her running mate.”

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Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Building
« Reply #272 on: July 17, 2024, 09:54:27 PM »
2nd post:

David Burge
@iowahawkblog

"What are you carrying there?"
"A 15' aluminum ladder."
"No, I mean in the duffle bag?"
"Just some assorted rifle scopes."
"Any 3 ounce liquids or gels?"
"Nope."
"OK you're clear."
"Which way to the highest point?"
"Here's a map, have a great day."

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Bragg-ing Rights
« Reply #274 on: July 18, 2024, 12:44:10 PM »
4th post, or something. Bragg gets in on the action:

https://share.icloud.com/photos/0a173vgsWs4nfwmy6EQEu8IkQ

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It’s a Good Thing They are Into Recycling …
« Reply #276 on: July 21, 2024, 09:28:32 PM »
… as that’s a lot of paper to deal with:

https://share.icloud.com/photos/081E0kJso7G2TdeZg_UgM_U6g

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The Post Truth Era
« Reply #277 on: July 25, 2024, 10:21:51 PM »
I should probably feel guilty for doing so, but I LOL’d:

https://x.com/ccpisassh0e/status/1816165927928426607?s=61



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Better than Beating Your Head Against It, I Suppose
« Reply #280 on: August 05, 2024, 08:49:05 AM »
A female   journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, what's your name?"
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."
"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall"

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #281 on: August 05, 2024, 06:43:42 PM »
 :-D :-D :-D


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MN's Political Contributions
« Reply #283 on: August 06, 2024, 01:02:46 PM »
John Podhoretz
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4h
Minnesota has been a wonderland at the presidential level. Think of it. Harold Stassen. Hubert Humphrey. Walter Mondale. It's almost like why wouldn't you pick a guy from Minnesota, I ask you.

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Re: MN's Political Contributions
« Reply #284 on: August 06, 2024, 02:10:31 PM »
John Podhoretz
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Minnesota has been a wonderland at the presidential level. Think of it. Harold Stassen. Hubert Humphrey. Walter Mondale. It's almost like why wouldn't you pick a guy from Minnesota, I ask you.

Shoot, I missed Harold Stassen on my list.  I guess he was a pretty good Governor before he became a joke as a perennial Presidential candidate with zero support.

Democrats had high national hopes for Humphrey's son Skip Humphrey who as MN Attorney General successfully sued the tobacco companies.  He was on the fast track upward with national fame - until he lost the Governor's race to Jim Janos aka Jesse Ventura.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip_Humphrey

Minnesotans I guess just don't catch on nationally, except maybe Prince Nelson of Minneapolis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y
and the legendary Bob Zimmerman from the iron range, warm up act for MLK's I have a dream speech:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZFGPy4ZioU
Two more guys you might call weird.

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Jewish Derangement Syndrome
« Reply #285 on: August 24, 2024, 05:02:54 PM »

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Shane Gillis does Trump
« Reply #286 on: August 24, 2024, 07:20:40 PM »

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Jack White hates DJT
« Reply #287 on: August 30, 2024, 10:33:26 AM »
ttps://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/jack-white-threatens-donald-trump-campaign-with-lawsuit-don-t-even-think-about-using-my-music/ar-AA1pFXym?ocid=msedgntp&pc=DCTS&cvid=9cd601dc43ef425f9f8f60ad61cbcf97&ei=26

So does Jack *Black*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLmCJKT5ssw

We also have Jack "Smith"