Fire Hydrant of Freedom
Politics, Religion, Science, Culture and Humanities => Politics & Religion => Topic started by: Crafty_Dog on March 21, 2017, 12:30:16 PM
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/48074
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/48188
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/48318
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A racist, an environmentalist, and a jihadist walk into a government building in Minneapolis.
The security guard says, "Good Morning, Madam Mayor".
https://www.spartareport.com/2017/04/is-it-time-for-minneapolis-to-go-full-tilt-boogie-crazy/#disqus_thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIARMMtUdZQ
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http://joeforamerica.com/2014/05/mass-murderers-democrats/
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/50347
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Difference between a Cubs fan and a socialist? A Cubs fan can point to a success every 108 years
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As I was driving along today, a question popped into mind about all these Confederate statues: Does this mean that black people who eat at Col. Sanders' Kentucky Fried Chicken are Uncle Toms and white customers are racists? Enquiring minds want to know , ,,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-F2cJSNb0g
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:lol:
but
I would have laughed more if he launches and independent counsel on Clinton . Obamster should have one too.
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http://www.dailywire.com/news/21583/amazing-advice-letter-self-proclaimed-marxist-ben-shapiro?utm_source=shapironewsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=092717-news-title&utm_campaign=four
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Friend of a friend was entering Australia, going through customs.
Them: "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?"
Him: "I didn't know it was still a requirement!"
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second post
http://www.paragonpride.com/forum/attachments/22154671_1642166215854480_7486690924400387143_n-jpg.9760/
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https://www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/swamp-thang/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+DayByDayCartoon+%28Day+by+Day+Cartoon+by+Chris+Muir%29
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/51738
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Don't call them "illegal firearms". Call them "undocumented weapons" and give them sanctuary.
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Don't call them "illegal firearms". Call them "undocumented weapons" and give them sanctuary.
Excellent! )
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/52120
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/52504
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/52504
A number of good ones in there:
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Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?
"No, just here for a few days."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yELV238wr-k&t=189s
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During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,
"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"
Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded,
"We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."
"And just where is that?" said the reporter sarcastically.
Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said,
"They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=12&v=kiG8tVQRx5A
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/52716
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https://www.dailywire.com/news/24899/rosie-odonnell-tells-shapiro-suck-my-dick-his-daily-wire?utm_medium=email&utm_content=122417-news&utm_campaign=position1
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/53607
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https://i.redd.it/63t1v8wqr2d01.png
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=gCDAFSOmUxE
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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/military-refuses-to-participate-in-trumps-parade-citing-bone-spurs
https://pjmedia.com/trending/rep-schiff-falls-prank-call-russian-comedians-promising-naked-pics-trump/?utm_source=PJMCoffeeBreak&utm_medium=email&utm_term=February2018
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Another indicator on just how isolated the DCers are from the rest of us:
https://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/usmap.htm
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https://www.facebook.com/thevillagegunsmith/photos/a.217737231682297.44317.108869752569046/1445020582287283/?type=3&theater
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I wonder if Stalin would have won the Eastern front if he offered all his troops pensions (on inflated OT hrs, probably a partial disability claim) including for those who failed to face the enemy?
:evil:
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https://www.dailywire.com/news/27833/best-troll-oscar-night-goes-paul-bois?utm_medium=email&utm_content=030518-news&utm_campaign=position6
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https://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/03/Pinochet.jpeg
(https://i2.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/03/Pinochet.jpeg)
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/54676
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https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29249441_1673997745982429_5919798804701249536_n.jpg?oh=91b3f25c042e8786706b07f91b23aab0&oe=5B4CA9D9
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https://patriotpost.us/memes
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Let me get this straight: Elon Musk - one of the biggest BS ers of all time is going to post a media rating web site and call it * PRAVDA* ( he claims for truth)
This guy can't be that ignorant of the history of the origins of the newspaper Pravda?!
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/elon-musk-teases-website-tracking-journalists-and-media-outlets-credibility
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=197&v=IzNGkwGYE4E
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https://patriotpost.us/cartoons?mailing_id=3683&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.3683&utm_campaign=digest&utm_content=body
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGFnjRVBurE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=198&v=wGO2fz1KlSc
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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-part-of-the-resistance-inside-the-plainview-high-cheer-squad?mbid=social_facebook
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second post
https://www.facebook.com/ABCiview/videos/1870904259886168/UzpfSTExMDY2Mzg0NTYyMjkzNjpWSzoxODcwOTA0MjU5ODg2MTY4/
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second post
https://www.facebook.com/ABCiview/videos/1870904259886168/UzpfSTExMDY2Mzg0NTYyMjkzNjpWSzoxODcwOTA0MjU5ODg2MTY4/
The left spends decades ginning up racial and ethnic divides and then reacts in horror when they are successful.
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https://pjmedia.com/trending/poking-a-hole-in-professor-fords-fear-of-flying-excuse/
We could hire a camel or if too fast a donkey to bring her to DC :lol:
Com'on Sen Grassley - get this over with - no matter what you do the LEFT will bash away.
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-trump-lawyer-michael-cohen-225054116.html
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https://www.dailywire.com/news/37337/watch-nikki-haley-mocks-elizabeth-warren-failing-ryan-saavedra?utm_source=shapironewsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=102018-news&utm_campaign=position2
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she's glamorous! :)
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https://www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/flash/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+DayByDayCartoon+%28Day+by+Day+Cartoon+by+Chris+Muir%29
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she's glamorous! :)
Nikki Haley looks good there.
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his name is "tribe"
The great Havard Constitutional law professor all bent out of shape on twitter. No Left wing bias with him :roll::
https://twitter.com/tribelaw?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1055137898033483782&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativereview.com%2Fnews%2Fblue-check-brigade-descends-on-news-of-suspicious-packages-to-blame-trump%2F
Obama did the same to the right (me) for 8 yrs - he is just stealthier .
I didn't hear any talk of civil war then except by us .
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C:\Users\Marc Denny\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Windows\INetCache\Content.Outlook\PVIXRQXE\email (002).mht
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=12&v=9uK3jAzSv9c
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Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. All the rest are from Uranus.
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I was thinking:
If only 11 million people have Obama-Care, how will 24 million people die if it is repealed? Will an additional 13 million people be randomly shot?
I was thinking:
If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleach Bit and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the mainstream media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent.
I was thinking:
If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?
I was thinking:
If you rob a bank in a Sanctuary City, is it illegal or is it just an undocumented withdrawal?
I was thinking:
Each ISIS attack now is a reaction to Trump policies, but all ISIS attacks during Obama's term were due to Climate Change and a plea for jobs.
I was thinking:
We should stop calling them all 'Entitlements'. Welfare, Food Stamps, and WIC, are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and shouldn't be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans Benefits are entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and paid for by the recipients.
I was thinking:
If Muslims want to run away from a Muslim country, does that mean they're Islamophobic?
I was thinking:
If Liberals don't believe in biological gender then why did they march for women's rights?
I was thinking:
How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the Primary from Bernie Sanders? How did Russia get Donna Brazile to leak debate questions to Hillary Clinton in advance of the debates?
I was thinking:
Why is it that Democrats think Super delegates are fine, but they have a problem with the Electoral College?
I was thinking:
If you don't want the FBI involved in elections, don't nominate someone who's being investigated by the FBI.
I was thinking:
If Hillary's speeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows up to her free ones?
I was thinking:
The DNC is mad at Russia because they 'think' they are trying to manipulate our election by exposing that the DNC is manipulating our election.
I was thinking:
If Democrats don't want foreigners involved in our elections, why do they think it's all right for illegals to vote?
I'm going to quit thinking for a while. All of this makes my head hurt.
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https://www.rearfront.com/suggestions-for-anti-vaxx-mom/?fbclid=IwAR275dTqBxf8FHvGQZNlQCRlTQ4nUsBfHTyj8EcpvkpnUnoUY8Rvp0Gjmqg
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https://twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1093154060084101123
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=197&v=ZBdnyrzq96s
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Funny on so many levels , , ,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lSrc-FvRhk
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From one man of unbridled integrity (Brennan) defending another of unbridled integrity (Reid):
https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/john-brennan-torches-trump-apos-170038513.html
LOL from the shear absurdity of this .
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/61529-the-same-people?mailing_id=4111&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4111&utm_campaign=humor
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AOC:
https://pjmedia.com/trending/talk-s-about-aoc-and-get-flushed-by-david-corn/
Corn wrote the number down prior to washing it off the john - I mean jane (feminism rules)
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https://amgreatness.com/2019/03/17/when-presidential-character-once-mattered/
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https://www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/the-bullet-in-bullet-train/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+DayByDayCartoon+%28Day+by+Day+Cartoon+by+Chris+Muir%29
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/62102-frizziest-man-in-the-world?mailing_id=4166&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4166&utm_campaign=humor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzSx1HBRCOg
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https://globalnews.ca/video/5200949/white-supremacist-executed-in-texas-for-1998-dragging-death-of-black-man?fbclid=IwAR03xYo-U3tXvs3XY_9PUML07r86IcKAYjBm-DB5lMoEbG4VTmd6fIYVH9Y
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https://www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/tomayto-tomahto/
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why is AOC dating a white anglo man?
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Ummm , , , cause he is rich and tech savvy?
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https://pjmedia.com/trending/not-the-onion-post-emailgate-hillary-clinton-to-speak-at-cybersecurity-conference/
I would add that Fireye could have their back up speaker be Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Clinton never did show any shame .
Still the same sleaze till she goes to her grave.
Can I guess her theme will be Russians hacking into our elections?
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/63991-concentration-camp?mailing_id=4377&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4377&utm_campaign=humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=100&v=QL0g6KmFRYw&fbclid=IwAR3ZNjDdAZNDB1rTAYM7vEuoq6p_uH0SFSOVkGEh1M0DZe4lZKvdkebfZbU
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/63991-concentration-camp?mailing_id=4377&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4377&utm_campaign=humor
"It's not a concentration camp if...
... you can avoid it by simply walking in the opposite direction."
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https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/1145406189443985408/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1145406189443985408&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs.yimg.com%2Fos%2Fyc%2Fhtml%2Fembed-iframe-min.2d7621e2.html
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhbIcPlbfwY&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR1_3M1iF7YtXXJFq8rlhuAFpVb-Duciu-zKuI_1IfvJmv8za5OawuIYnow
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I heard through the grapevine that what we just heard about Epstein was in fact the result of a botched hit from team Hillary .
Some of her mafia lawyers ordered a hit on the inside to silence this witness.
:wink: :-o
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efbm3JS0J04
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I am thinking Maher could play the lead part of the inevitable movie about Jeffrey Epstein.
If Hollywood cashes in on the likes of Ted Bundy , Charles Manson and for God's sake Jeffrey Dahmer it won't be long before we see Epstein stuff - money/power/sex/celebrities/ and the rest
only thing missing is guns .
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https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=2343850829074791&id=1919735638152981
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/65489-pete-and-meat?mailing_id=4531&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4531&utm_campaign=humor
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https://ricochet.com/681132/republicans-begin-impeachment-investigation/
“But, the next Democratic President hasn’t even been inaugurated yet.”
“Neither had President Trump, when his impeachment investigation started."
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Political humor? Or is this what just happened?
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https://www.halloweencostumes.com/sexy-olive-oyl-costume.html
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=17&v=aqYMjRgKrnw
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/66089-its-a-tide-pod-2019-10-14?mailing_id=4585&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4585&utm_campaign=humor
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/66245-lebron-james?mailing_id=4600&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4600&utm_campaign=humor
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https://www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/paying-the-piper/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+DayByDayCartoon+%28Day+by+Day+Cartoon+by+Chris+Muir%29
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https://patriotpost.us/memes
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https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-16-at-11.51.35-AM.png?w=906&ssl=1
https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2019/11/image001-1.png?w=740&ssl=1
https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2019/11/Screen-Shot-2019-11-17-at-5.28.01-PM.png?w=1000&ssl=1
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Made man Robert De Niro
has ordered captain Joe Pesci to knock off Trump.
They will dump the body 5 miles out from Mar A Lago.
Rights for production of a movie already sold.
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All my patients with urinary tract and STD infections
seem to be Bernie Sanders fans
they all have the "burn"
good news after they get treated they no longer have the . burn
that is why his poll numbers are going down. :-P
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At least they got something for free!
All my patients with urinary tract and STD infections
seem to be Bernie Sanders fans
they all have the "burn"
good news after they get treated they no longer have the . burn
that is why his poll numbers are going down. :-P
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https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/01/03/russian-pranksters-maxine-waters-fell-for-call-from-greta-thunberg-offering-a-taped-trump-confession/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=daily&utm_campaign=20200103&utm_content=B
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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/did-he-make-you-cry-maxine-waters-fooled-by-pranksters-pretending-to-be-greta-thunberg
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/67705-cash-and-ash?mailing_id=4782&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4782&utm_campaign=humor
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https://shop.blazemedia.com/products/nancy-pelosi-sucks-commemorative-pen?utm_source=cr-content&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter-default&utm_term=blazemedia&utm_content=blazemedia-nancy-pelosi-pen-link-012820-cr-content
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Bernie Sanders Confused By New Hampshire State Motto 'Live Free Or Die' — 'Both Of Those Options Sound Horrible'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLz6ydbq3D8
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/68634-bernies-marketing-strategy-2020-02-17?mailing_id=4867&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4867&utm_campaign=humor
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/69099-wash-your-hands-2020-03-09?mailing_id=4910&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4910&utm_campaign=humor
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/69250-suited-up-2020-03-16?mailing_id=4924&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4924&utm_campaign=humor
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BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined. According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender. "It's incredible - we've found this virus is far more likely to affect biological males and biological females than any other biological gender,"
https://babylonbee.com/news/covid-19-impacting-men-women-more-than-all-other-genders-combined
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is not it a bit humorous that in some places they are letting prisoners out of jail to stop the spread
and in others arresting people to put in jail for breaking a curfew?
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https://patriotpost.us/memes
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https://www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/the-land-of-oz/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+DayByDayCartoon+%28Day+by+Day+Cartoon+by+Chris+Muir%29
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https://9gag.com/gag/aj96orq?ref=fb.s.mw
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https://9gag.com/gag/aj96orq?ref=fb.s.mw
Becoming "West Taiwan" is the best thing that could happen to them right now.
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/70734-obama-spotted-2020-05-18?mailing_id=5057&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5057&utm_campaign=humor
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/71229-pharisees-prayer?mailing_id=5096&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5096&utm_campaign=humor
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/72105-colin-kapernicks-white-oppressors-2020-07-13?mailing_id=5191&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5191&utm_campaign=humor
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Doctor, when do you think Covid19 will be over?
Doctor: I don't know. I'n not much into politics.
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I just realized that "Don't Stand so Close to me" could be this year's theme song,
if it hadn't been recorded by The Police.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/08/the-week-in-pictures-barr-none-edition.php
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/72613-not-fair?mailing_id=5234&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5234&utm_campaign=humor
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/72773-what-were-you-saying-joe-2020-08-17?mailing_id=5248&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5248&utm_campaign=humor
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https://www.printedkicks.com/products/trump-pocket-shirt?variant=31582905172019¤cy=USD&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=google+shopping&gc_id=2051048097&gclid=EAIaIQobChMImo67yvrA6wIVq9SzCh2uWgg-EAYYCCABEgLflfD_BwE
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https://www.printedkicks.com/products/trump-pocket-shirt?variant=31582905172019¤cy=USD&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=google+shopping&gc_id=2051048097&gclid=EAIaIQobChMImo67yvrA6wIVq9SzCh2uWgg-EAYYCCABEgLflfD_BwE
I might buy a few!
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bought a few can insulators and pens from the official Trump site yesterday
the. RNC got me excited
after months of being demoralized
:-D
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bought a few can insulators and pens from the official Trump site yesterday
the. RNC got me excited
after months of being demoralized
:-D
ccp before RNC: "...at least a pubic hair of (pretended) empathy will also help..."
You got it!
Be careful where you use your can insulators. There are some bad hombres out there.
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I will use at my local dog park
with people I know
but the ones I know who are libs have gentle dogs.......
so I think I will be safe. :))
I was going to get them Donald J Trump straws to use but they probably would not use them
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was showing off Don Jrs pecker picture ?
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fox-news-quietly-paid-kimberly-guilfoyle-accuser-sexual-harassment_n_5f767cafc5b66377b27fb1a2
what kind of person goes around showing penis pictures at work ?
assuming its true.
------ or maybe Gavin Newsom's ....... :-o--------
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Yes. Strange story, strange lady. Hard to believe anyone would behave like that in a work environment in this day and age. Yet what she is accused of, Joe Biden was accused of also and he leads in the race for President.
https://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2014/08/01/biden-swims-naked-upsetting-female-secret-service-agents-book-claims
That should upset male secret service agents as well.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsije1KetVw&feature=emb_logo
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Wife: Did I put on weight during quarantine?
Husband: You weren't really skinny to begin with.
Time of death: 11:00pm
Cause: Covid
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Wife: What's on TV
Husband: Dust
Cause of Death: China Virus.
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Wife: What's on TV
Husband: Dust
Cause of Death: China Virus.
A year later, he voted for Biden.
Twice.
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https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/11/biden-takes-lead-in-hall-of-fame-voting.php
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https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/12/09/maxine-waters-sent-letter-thanking-wet-ass-puy-rapper-megan-thee-stallion-for-drawing-attention-to-plight-of-black-women/
thanking each other for what they gave to society I guess.
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Gun Stores Overwhelmed By People Returning $600 Guns For $2000 Guns
- Babylon Bee
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9105277/Speaker-Pelosis-house-VANDALIZED-red-paint-pigs-head-message-2-000-checks.html
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA
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https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/01/18/kirsten-gillibrand-i-dont-think-anyone-could-unite-america-chuck-schumer/
maybe amy can use this joke in her show
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https://www.ar15.com/media/mediafiles/48896/201_jpg-1793429.JPG
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I am an attorney former naval officer etc etc
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2021/02/09/watch-pam-keiths-fancy-bookshelf-appears-to-be-a-shower-curtain-you-can-see-it-move/
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https://monsterhunternation.com/2021/02/08/read-the-room-jeep/
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/77748-owen-2021-02-15?mailing_id=5637&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5637&utm_campaign=humor
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https://populist.press/watch-biden-drops-the-n-word-doing-speech/
https://www.agingcare.com/articles/things-people-with-dementia-say-155103.htm
Could anyone even imagine the uproar if a Republican ever did this?
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I'd want to see more than a four second clip on an unfamiliar site. Too much possibility of techno-chicanery.
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no
not Dancing with the Stars
the other DWS
Congresswoman Deb Wass Schultz stands by her girl. (Nicole Fried):
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/02/23/debbie-wasserman-schultz-demands-florida-mayors-not-lower-flags-in-honor-of-rush-limbaugh/
with totally false jurnolister accusations against Rush.
Funny how Mr Snerdly worked with such a "racist" for decades.................
Got to keep the racist white supremacy myth going .........
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Biggest Super Bowl in History going on right now in DC.
Patriots versus the Stealers
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Ted Cruz takes one trip to Cancun with his wife and children and liberals' heads explode.
Bill Clinton takes 26 trips with Jeffrey Epstein to Forced Child Sex Prostitution Island and it's Crickets.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/02/the-week-in-pictures-woke-coke-edition.php
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I trust everyone here knows what "America First" meant back then , , ,
https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/news/nation/2017/02/01/dr-seuss-politcal-cartoons/97372730/?itm_source=google&itm_medium=amp&itm_campaign=gallery&fbclid=IwAR2zChLZ1wABrjfjsOmacMBM7Zc4bCKt5KEtvnA3_PqeMkym_wervoVEZLc
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I trust everyone here knows what "America First" meant back then , , ,
https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/news/nation/2017/02/01/dr-seuss-politcal-cartoons/97372730/?itm_source=google&itm_medium=amp&itm_campaign=gallery&fbclid=IwAR2zChLZ1wABrjfjsOmacMBM7Zc4bCKt5KEtvnA3_PqeMkym_wervoVEZLc
Being on the left has never been protection from being purged by a revolution. The left ALWAYS eats it's own.
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/78412-unfriended-2021-03-15?mailing_id=5691&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5691&utm_campaign=humor&fbclid=IwAR0aaFYL_eJLmpxnUBtcOwdYe4TdVCdBwcW4e1DcoZbOyP_qKnom0aEICQ4
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/78912-american-dreamer-2021-04-05?mailing_id=5742&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5742&utm_campaign=humor
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Babylon Bee, of course.
https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-ends-mars-mission-after-finding-out-planet-has-no-early-voting
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https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-demand-statehood-for-epsteins-private-island
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maybe we could put 5 Republicans on the island
how about the other territories :
American Samoa
Guam
Northern Mariana Islands
Puerto Rico. ( we know this will be announced very soon)
U.S. Virgin Islands
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/80748-sign-of-the-times-2021-06-21?mailing_id=5913&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5913&utm_campaign=humor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29PCOFXSKc&t=66s
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/81975-1975-and-2021-2021-08-16?mailing_id=6043&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.6043&utm_campaign=humor
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I like this one. More at powerline week in photos
(https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2021/11/245387183_2522089347932544_1747078519450444659_n.jpg?w=686&ssl=1)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4G-19QB1Us&t=87s
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/85251-a-cautious-approach-2022-01-03?mailing_id=6393&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.6393&utm_campaign=humor
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second
https://www.nationalreview.com/2022/01/patton-oswalt-turns-rat-against-dave-chappelle/
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/85750-different-joe-same-quote-2022-01-24?mailing_id=6435&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.6435&utm_campaign=humor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0D1PpgCXs&t=150s
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https://patriotpost.us/memes/85775-woke-and-weak-2022-01-25?mailing_id=6449&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.6449&utm_campaign=humor
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/86236-impress-her-2022-02-14?mailing_id=6477&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.6477&utm_campaign=humor
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/86570-would-he?mailing_id=6505&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.6505&utm_campaign=humor
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Democrat circus has , shock, determined "crimes may have been committed by former President Donald Trump and his associates"
who could have guessed
shysters earning their $'s from the DNC
https://www.yahoo.com/news/jan-6-panel-claims-trump-031356056.html
even more funny will be the stern look and 4 eyed Anderson Cooper's face and the other smug CNN listers faces tonight as they interview pencil neck and have their buttoned down hair slicked Democrat operative
DC lawyers explaining why this is so devastating
and important
tomorrow might feature Larry the lib ........
Trump is a criminal who is barred from running again .......
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1ab6uxg908
Are the walls closing in?
Democrat circus has , shock, determined "crimes may have been committed by former President Donald Trump and his associates"
who could have guessed
shysters earning their $'s from the DNC
https://www.yahoo.com/news/jan-6-panel-claims-trump-031356056.html
even more funny will be the stern look and 4 eyed Anderson Cooper's face and the other smug CNN listers faces tonight as they interview pencil neck and have their buttoned down hair slicked Democrat operative
DC lawyers explaining why this is so devastating
and important
tomorrow might feature Larry the lib ........
Trump is a criminal who is barred from running again .......
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1ab6uxg908
Are the walls closing in?"
Thanks GM
I got a great belly laugh from this.
....... now back to work with a smile on my face.....
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Did you hear? They took President Biden to the hospital.
Why?
Because he could not stop Putin.
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Did you hear? They took President Biden to the hospital.
Why?
Because he could not stop Putin.
Putin or Shartin?
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Pootin'.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSuregWhlWk&t=122s
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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1489415568700710915
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https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/03/29/spent-hours-tucking-this-thing-in-alex-stein-arguing-for-trans-rights-in-front-of-plano-city-council-funniest-damn-thing-youll-see-today-watch/?bcid=7f4993f463bacba0efd09dadbad6afd67639d2ab21c7d9a418151ed619d8cc32&utm_campaign=nl&utm_medium=email&utm_source=twtydaily&fbclid=IwAR1owGuUNdoKMIrYJ5CyUqWxtUWEysDTCIBP3s9g3pZKH1KtLqPCeeOUe-Y
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZVhpPHqG8W/?fbclid=IwAR0oGYHNj_HbSYItw5RYBeo4ijRCOBCDIQ_f4lQH-wzTm9eAXY8F-IPXPfw
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZVhpPHqG8W/?fbclid=IwAR0oGYHNj_HbSYItw5RYBeo4ijRCOBCDIQ_f4lQH-wzTm9eAXY8F-IPXPfw
I so want that to be real!
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https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/ricky-gervais-supernature-women?utm_source=lwc-trending&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Afternoon%20Trending%20Curated%20Test%202022-05-24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKrLBPmRsrM
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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1545314316949274624
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In another first for this administration, Biden's approval rate is now coming in right between swimmers itch and poison ivy.
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tis the season for poison ivy, oak, sumac
lots of calls
makes me think of this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfRITVdz4k
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BTW
Biden's approval is still probably above ticks
:-D
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Yes, he is polling two points above being attacked by a swarm of bloodthirsty mosquitoes at sundown.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/government-declares-gay-orgies-an-essential-activity
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https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-trump-saves-his-cache-of-classified-documents-from-fbi-confiscation-by-labeling-them-epsteins-client-list
4D Chess: Trump Saves His Cache Of Classified Documents From FBI Confiscation By Labeling Them 'Epstein’s Client List'
- Babylon Bee. America's Newspaper of Record.
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“Faithful adherence to the rule of law is the bedrock principle of the Justice Department and of our democracy, upholding the rule of law means applying the law evenly without fear or favor. under my watch, that is precisely what the Justice Department is doing,” he continued."
LOL
US Attorney in Miami who submitted the warrant is Juan Gonzalez who assumed role in 3/21https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdfl/pr/juan-antonio-tony-gonzalez-becomes-acting-us-attorney-southern-district-florida
I thought he was a baseball player for the Texas Rangers who was pumped on roids. :-o
and
Jay Bratt
who must be the most ethical attorney since he is harvard grad :
https://www.linkedin.com/in/jay-bratt-9ab86142
Me : Freakin Harvard again :wink:
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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1586488877396664320
I'm guessing this is political tomfoolery.
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:-D
now I now what they were screaming
I did not understand in another post
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To be clear, my bet is that this is somebody having fun with editing. The FJB is just too loud for it to be at a Baraq rally for Mr. Magoo.
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To be clear, my bet is that this is somebody having fun with editing. The FJB is just too loud for it to be at a Baraq rally for Mr. Magoo.
It fooled me the first time through. It's doctored for sure but it still has meaning. The two individual parts of it are true, just didn't happen at the same time. A huge crowd, way bigger than Obama would draw now, was saying FJB, and in a way, same goes for Barack, but they wouldn't be at his rally. He [Barack] picked Biden, his advisers run him, his policies did this to our coumtry and he's out there bragging about it. They are not saying FBO but they might as well be.
I'm glad they're not still doing that, it's not very dignified. Simpler is to just campaign and vote his losing agenda out.
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https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/bill-maher-kid-rock?utm_source=lwc-trending&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Afternoon%20Trending%20Curated%20Test%202022-11-01
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/92668-ice-cream-machine-will-never-get-fixed-2022-11-07?mailing_id=7062&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.7062&utm_campaign=humor
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https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/dave-chappelle-snl-boycott?utm_source=lwc-newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=LWC-Newsletter%202022-11-10
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https://nypost.com/2022/11/11/bidens-student-debt-con-job-fooled-gen-z-for-the-midterms-will-the-kids-wake-up/
I PROPOSE WE RENAME GEN Z:
GENZZZZzzzzzzz......
wake up is right.....
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"Take me down to transgender city where the chicks have dicks and the guys have titties."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg_YmjP__14
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https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/bill-burr-kanye?utm_source=lwc-trending&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Afternoon%20Trending%20Curated%20Test%202022-12-02
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Just had a great policy
idea
Conservatives, led by Mike Lindell
for every aggrieved woke minority victim
free pillow ,
slippers
sheets pillow cases
and even a week supply of the best coffee on planet Earth
tax payers could pay for it
(maybe that would rid us of the revolving door commercials - worth my tax dollars to me )
and we could win over some votes.....
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https://babylonbee.com/news/usa-agrees-to-send-ukraine-one-unused-5-billion-border-wall?fbclid=IwAR3s6oirvPGiJZfEm5F8P77IDdszt8czil3064c5SmwHhI0iqbhLzqS0bn8
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https://patriotpost.us/memes/94006-fresh-take-on-an-old-classic-2023-01-09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q62EjcH068&t=1s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5pQu4N9lKs&t=1s
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https://www.dailywire.com/news/queering-the-arctic-think-tank-wants-to-study-lgbt2sq-challenging-heteronormativity-in-the-far-north
I also remember male penguins incubate the eggs
Bottom line: Male emperor penguins are some of the best dads in the world. They incubate their eggs for over two months in the frigid Antarctic winter.
the money going in to this stuff could probably buy many aircraft carriers .....
build a wall at Southern border many times over
go towards securing SS
pay down debt
and so many far more important thing
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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1643779539443544064
https://patriotpartypress.com/kid-rock-bans-bud-light-from-his-upcoming-world-tour-no-woke-brands-allowed-in-my-house/?fbclid=IwAR0Gl3vLAa_XJzEaZ-wpCufWNSwxjSzn9LUpL--4_3NrNtoORlygfZ9O4nY
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https://www.google.com/search?q=budweiser+for+gays&rlz=1C5GCEM_enUS1001US1001&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiqgejSqZv-AhVVD1kFHesiC8QQ0pQJegQIAhAC&biw=1440&bih=789&dpr=2#imgrc=2yeNbipb4nOfYM
if I am not mistaken oreo cookies did same thing and it failed miserably
i will not discuss possible shapes of the bottles .....
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/96756-enhanced-self-importance-2023-04-24?mailing_id=7449&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.7449&utm_campaign=humor
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well I only got to green belt myself
hardly anything to brag about
but correct me if I am wrong
Zuckerberg just won a *gold* and *silver* medal
look closely at the photos
he has green / yellow best
and look at least one of his opponent - a white belt
https://nypost.com/2023/05/08/mark-zuckerberg-spars-with-referee-at-brazilian-jiujitsu-tournament/
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God to Jewish People:
I will give you my Torah, and the land of milk and honey!
Jews:
Awesome! Is there a catch?
God:
The neighbors.
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https://nypost.com/2023/06/17/sen-john-fetterman-garbles-words-wears-baggy-shorts-with-joe-biden-in-philadelphia/
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https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2023/07/25/remakeadisneyclassic-has-twitter-users-imagining-some-hilarious-remakes-of-disney-classics-n2385692
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Humorist Keilor writes of leaving Minnesota for NYC and retirement. I'm not sure if this is funny, but he is a good writer and story teller.
https://jewishworldreview.com/0723/keillor073123.php
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THE RULE OF LAW !
WE MUST DEFEND DEMOCRACY !
LAWRENCE TRIBE !
40 ISH GENDERS !
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May I add this:
https://www.westernjournal.com/arrested-trump-posts-defiant-final-messages-departing-dc-court-appearance/
reminds me of :
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/457185799683360377/
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They managed to find a judge who has already opined on the subject. Wouldn't a neutral judge be better? And how about a venue where he could find a jury of his peers?
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https://rumble.com/v345bx4-wheres-fang-fang-eric-swalwell-humiliated-by-hecklers.html?mref=22lbp&mc=56yab&fbclid=IwAR2vbN9G33z1UeLeqnJ3OO5wyrvEqLBCNImRSMWOl0yJEpNyq-FE6jYm3MU
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https://en.12up.com/view/?id=ads-from-the-past-12u&src=outbrain&utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=006a55f6e2a4ca1b414574e6c01c9c048d&utm_campaign=004f43a1e430d28ddf2c6bf121a9e98fa9&utm_key=160&utm_content=00d1cdb7a346395f1f7888cda41a4eb1fb&utm_term=12U_D_US_ads-from-the-past-12u_martina_w_edge_287985266_a160_convatv160&guid=v4-53MkRgS-1073939633&obc=0.097&omid=00515a2014f9821ee1bd789cd6e59e259a&dicbo=v4-53MkRgS-1073939633&page=25
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/grOYDKilWKc
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https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-luck-military-announces-lost-f-35-was-carrying-epstein-client-list
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-pZHi4UX_E&t=103s
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https://armscontrolcenter.org/f-35-joint-strike-fighter-costs-challenges/
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Quote from Clarice Feldman, someone well worth following on FB:
Gaza reaches net zero: JUST IN - Blackout in Gaza after sole power station stops working as fuel runs out.
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Kamel Amin Thaabet
@K_AminThaabet
If Hamas announced Biden stole the election the NYT would face the dilemma of a lifetime.
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https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2023/10/the-week-in-pictures-insurrection-manque-edition.php
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Grim humor, though its underlying accuracy is telling:
A hostile reporter demanded that an Israeli General explain why Israel’s response to the Hamas atrocities wasn’t proportionate? The general responded: “We asked for volunteers, but none of our soldiers were willing to rape and kill women, torture children and adults, murder non-combatants, or kidnap people and use them for human shields, so we had to come up with another plan.”
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I am SO using that!!!
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Yes, "telling."
"...none of our soldiers were willing to rape and kill women, torture children and adults, murder non-combatants, or kidnap people and use them for human shields, so we had to come up with another plan.."
Humor aside, they are supposed to come up with a disproportionate response, punitive and preventive of things like this. There aren't many responses possible that are worse than what happened.
The stated plan seems right. Eliminate the ability to do anything like that again, whatever it takes.
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Yes, "telling."
"...none of our soldiers were willing to rape and kill women, torture children and adults, murder non-combatants, or kidnap people and use them for human shields, so we had to come up with another plan.."
Humor aside, they are supposed to come up with a disproportionate response, punitive and preventive of things like this. There aren't many responses possible that are worse than what happened.
The stated plan seems right. Eliminate the ability to do anything like that again, whatever it takes.
Indeed, Doug, and it is again telling many in the press embrace some sort of tit for tat parallelism as the preferred response to an unprovoked massacre. Their understanding of military strategy is no better than their understanding of atmospheric (or any kind) of science.
Crafty, trust you know this is a fictional exchange as I understand it.
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" A hostile reporter demanded that an Israeli General explain why Israel’s response to the Hamas atrocities wasn’t proportionate? The general responded: “We asked for volunteers, but none of our soldiers were willing to rape and kill women, torture children and adults, murder non-combatants, or kidnap people and use them for human shields, so we had to come up with another plan.”
I would like to give credit for this to Mark Levin who said the exact same thing 1 - 2 weeks ago
on radio show - I often listen to the podcasts of the show.
Of course, I don't know if he said this first or also "lifted it" from somewhere else.
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"Crafty, trust you know this is a fictional exchange as I understand it."
Of course.
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And so long as the ethos of this administration can be found in DC, this degree will only increase in value:
https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-now-offering-advanced-degrees-in-unconstitutional-law?fbclid=IwAR2NnAF-XBC3nZxqlwSxO5TlOOrd5y39SS82NXkDFuT6dj5YcZHRr_Wvr9g
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Unintended humor is still humor, right?
@omriceren
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4h
"Destroying Hamas will only radicalize them even more."
Periodic reminder that - by far, without exception, and it's not even close - the most irritating part of contemporary political discourse is the ubiquitous sensation of being condescended to by idiots.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ1A4mJYfxI&t=99s
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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1719856093415756255
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Spu1s4byTg
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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1721457922859729398
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… I expect numerous volunteers:
https://share.icloud.com/photos/09bucFt-ORbBhZfkwxXF8Mmzg
Someone please let me know if they are able to see the linked image. I tried a new way to share it.
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2nd post:
Thank goodness for climate change! It is the Swiss Army knife of inane explanation, and the Bee puts it to good use:
https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-says-homeless-camp-pallet-fire-was-caused-by-climate-change?fbclid=IwAR141PdzuWcfZIaqKvM0IeQU4KC-55sKeiCbGE8ZRtGVbCgAovu2PzwP_hw
*For those who don’t know the Champ is a Swiss Army knife that has so many functions it functions poorly if it functions at all. My dad owned one. About the dumbest knife ever: https://www.victorinox.com/us/en/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/Medium-Pocket-Knives/Swiss-Champ/p/1.6795
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xn5nuSifnEY
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Great collection of memes
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2023/12/the-week-in-pictures-context-edition.php
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAcxlZdR27U&t=1s
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bravo to Cecily Strong who I never heard of till now:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/snl-star-cecily-strong-backed-out-of-sketch-on-house-hearing-on-antisemitism-report/ar-AA1lmtgZ?ocid=msedgntp&pc=DCTS&cvid=2357095f5fed4fb2986b23f26fbde2f2&ei=29
suprisingly, the main producer of SNL is from a Jewish family:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorne_Michaels
wonder if he was intimidated to change to skit.
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https://patriotpost.us/memes/103626-biden-in-one-picture-2024-01-16?mailing_id=8089&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.8089&utm_campaign=humor
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Found on the web:
Gazalighting
Gaza-lighting /verb Psychological manipulation where one who commits atrocities uses the response to gain sympathy for their actions.
Example: Bob kidnapped a baby and then complained when he was arrested.
Bob is gazalighting.
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That example does not communicate the gist of the idea for me, but the term, though witty and punny, strikes me as one not likely to gain traction.
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… has definite game:
https://x.com/DrC_IET17/status/1753408967521325085?s=20
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Far out!
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Finally, someone in the senate make a sensible proposal:
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-senate-anti-murder-bill-caps-murders-at-5000-per-day?fbclid=IwAR0P_WQZ3tiNyHCpvnGxOkGURD29tYJF9PIivxeN34fYfpvRBWfZTkUevJo
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Finally, someone in the senate make a sensible proposal:
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-senate-anti-murder-bill-caps-murders-at-5000-per-day?fbclid=IwAR0P_WQZ3tiNyHCpvnGxOkGURD29tYJF9PIivxeN34fYfpvRBWfZTkUevJo
These guys are good!
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zo7fdztiM4w
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https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1754634689254412447
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/104719-and-falling-2024-02-26?mailing_id=8154&subscription_uuid=36e3d4d4-c349-40fa-9856-d1504ff07188&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.8154&utm_campaign=humor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=191&v=2CvDQYzoS3g&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.paragonpride.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YnonYf463s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFM9-Mq2Fuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Drkj80qlQ
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/105472-cnn-awarded-2024-03-25?mailing_id=8211&subscription_uuid=36e3d4d4-c349-40fa-9856-d1504ff07188&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.8211&utm_campaign=humor
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Thank goodness there is a plan B as I’ve little doubt it will prove more efficient and less destructive than the government run effort:
https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-mayor-assures-migrants-that-if-they-run-out-of-prepaid-debit-cards-they-can-just-rob-americans-directly
Minds me of an Ambrose Bierce quote out of the Devil’s Dictionary:
“Piracy (N): Commerce without its follyswaddles, just as God intended it.”
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You know who you, make that we, are:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1771934645380100570
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… and other horrors:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytyms4cNSbo&t=373s
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That was very funny.
Could have used some subtitle citations here and there.
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A brilliant strategy:
https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-trump-makes-mar-a-lago-worth-500-million-by-hanging-up-3-hunter-biden-paintings?fbclid=IwAR1xzTRtAC7hvXo3mpxEZ5s1i5q1On4Tqmd5Pxiew9oO0XLxgtAtegV7oiE
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Couldn’t find the original so this X link will have to do.
https://x.com/catturd2/status/1775491012862910668?s=61&t=L5uifCqWy8R8rhj_J8HNJw
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video gave me couple of belly laughs ! :-D :-D :-D
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Coarse language warning. Very coarse language warning. Me an ex-chef learned some new ways to swear coarse language warning:
https://x.com/NiohBerg/status/1781377432638959845
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OMG!!! That had me rolling on the floor!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgLD1yhxNik
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The Devil’s Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce is one of my all time favorites and helped turn me into a gleeful cynic. Working from memory here, but one of my favorite entries goes something like:
Riot (n). A popular form of entertainment put on for the local militia at the expense of innocent bystanders.
How it that for encapsulating a massive amount of cynicism in few words?
Anyhoo, looks to me we are about to see a corollary, and I suspect the results will be greeted heartily by rank and file Americans that have had enough of “Progressive” tantrums as they can stand:
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-finds-most-effective-treatment-for-depression-watching-scrawny-libs-get-absolutely-manhandled-by-police?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1g_EWLsQoeS3_wi63jPeDK5bgFFW7nF6eZSlDezye_7JAaWcgtxxRgbao_aem_AavTbx1b6u-KfIYMF11iWY-A0mSz-iI7bwxDTYJwzfrgIeH-dcS-Ke4uLuQJcDHmQpZJYj0T5TqnOBm2YAfmXS6i
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:-D :-D :-D
" Riot (n). A popular form of entertainment put on for the local militia at the expense of innocent bystanders "
I might add that for the PLO rioters who are not outside infiltrators and are really students,
it is a popular form of social entertainment for them as well. I could have thought of better ways to be interactive and have fun then this nonsense.
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https://patriotpost.us/memes/107284-humans-arent-ready-2024-05-31?mailing_id=8379&subscription_uuid=36e3d4d4-c349-40fa-9856-d1504ff07188&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.8379&utm_campaign=humor
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Convicted felon!!!!!
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-call-for-removal-of-nelson-mandela-statue-in-dc-after-learning-he-was-a-convicted-felon
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What a GREAT analogy!
This could be our response to the endless use of label - convicted felon.
So was Mandela! 8-)
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What a GREAT analogy!
This could be our response to the endless use of label - convicted felon.
So was Mandela! 8-)
Right! Nelson Mandela, "convicted felon"!
On the other hand, they will be ready with the old Lloyd Benson line:
'I knew Nelson Mandela. Nelson Mandela was a friend of mine, Donald Trump, you are no Nelson Mandela.'
There can be an answer to that too. 'No I'm not. Nelson Mandela was also persecuted. Released from jail he became the leader of his nation, ended apartheid and freed the people who were so wrongly held back. But he also espoused Marxism and other Democratic Party themes that led his country to disaster. I want to lead all Americans to freedom and the nation to prosperity and greatness.' :-D
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good point
Trump makes the point and the LEFT will be with smirks and mocks
saying "TRUMP NOW COMPARES HIMSELF TO MANDELA!" hahahahaha
colbert and the other night nuts will go down the attempt at humor road with this.
We have to cut them off beforehand.
Their tactics are quite obvious clear and predictable now.
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https://x.com/50cent/status/1798477148866371854?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1798477148866371854%7Ctwgr%5E9e7f10815f014d2e1a604b67553f567583a24660%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2F50-cent-lauren-boebert-viral-photo-1908879
I have just one question -
Where is his right hand?
:-D
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https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-disappointed-after-huge-scoop-of-vanilla-ice-cream-turns-out-to-be-pope-francis
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Makes perfect sense:
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-preps-for-debate-against-biden-by-going-to-nursing-home-and-arguing-with-dementia-patients
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Is there no bottom to the horror they seek too perpetrate?
https://share.icloud.com/photos/0eePAZqpAUs9i2pA-xpgyB7vA
Trying a new way of posting photos. Someone please tell me if the link works.
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hi BBG .
yes link works.
agree all or any of the choices will kill . :wink:
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Bob Boeing: “Show of hands: who’s gay?”
DEI Flunky 1: “I am!”
DEI Flunky 2: “I am!”
DEI Flunky 3: “I’m a Methodist.”
Boeing Bob: “Close enough!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkj5A7B52Bk&t=174s
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Trying to tie Trump to 2025 was sooo last week:
https://share.icloud.com/photos/03aEoFU0Prw5wuwF8YCexSrFQ
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@BillMelugin_
NEW: Trump campaign responds re: Vice Presidential debates.
“We don’t know who the Democrat nominee for Vice President is going to be, so we can’t lock in a date before their convention. To do so would be unfair to Gavin Newsom, JB Pritzker, Gretchen Whitmer, or whoever Kamala Harris picks as her running mate.”
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2nd post:
David Burge
@iowahawkblog
"What are you carrying there?"
"A 15' aluminum ladder."
"No, I mean in the duffle bag?"
"Just some assorted rifle scopes."
"Any 3 ounce liquids or gels?"
"Nope."
"OK you're clear."
"Which way to the highest point?"
"Here's a map, have a great day."
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Don’t try this at home, kids!
https://share.icloud.com/photos/07fUR4aBToE7iuwfiXlvsCaZg
https://share.icloud.com/photos/03al1WhPhP_qQPeyNDw4CR5lQ
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4th post, or something. Bragg gets in on the action:
https://share.icloud.com/photos/0a173vgsWs4nfwmy6EQEu8IkQ
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Some days The Bee is on fire:
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-he-cant-remember-a-single-time-when-his-memory-has-failed-him
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… as that’s a lot of paper to deal with:
https://share.icloud.com/photos/081E0kJso7G2TdeZg_UgM_U6g
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I should probably feel guilty for doing so, but I LOL’d:
https://x.com/ccpisassh0e/status/1816165927928426607?s=61
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https://www.malone.news/p/sunday-strip-trust-in-the-socialist?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=583200&post_id=147094413&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=z2120&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email
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THIS is the type of war they meant to fight:
https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-clarifies-they-meant-to-start-the-type-of-war-where-they-get-to-do-whatever-they-want-and-no-one-fights-back
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A female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, what's your name?"
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."
"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall"
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:-D :-D :-D
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Olympic level pandering explained:
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-choosing-jewish-vice-president-may-cost-them-the-all-important-death-to-america-vot==][a
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John Podhoretz
@jpodhoretz
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4h
Minnesota has been a wonderland at the presidential level. Think of it. Harold Stassen. Hubert Humphrey. Walter Mondale. It's almost like why wouldn't you pick a guy from Minnesota, I ask you.
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John Podhoretz
@jpodhoretz
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Minnesota has been a wonderland at the presidential level. Think of it. Harold Stassen. Hubert Humphrey. Walter Mondale. It's almost like why wouldn't you pick a guy from Minnesota, I ask you.
Shoot, I missed Harold Stassen on my list. I guess he was a pretty good Governor before he became a joke as a perennial Presidential candidate with zero support.
Democrats had high national hopes for Humphrey's son Skip Humphrey who as MN Attorney General successfully sued the tobacco companies. He was on the fast track upward with national fame - until he lost the Governor's race to Jim Janos aka Jesse Ventura.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip_Humphrey
Minnesotans I guess just don't catch on nationally, except maybe Prince Nelson of Minneapolis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y
and the legendary Bob Zimmerman from the iron range, warm up act for MLK's I have a dream speech:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZFGPy4ZioU
Two more guys you might call weird.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCfej3OMXA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WuB026t6ws
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ttps://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/jack-white-threatens-donald-trump-campaign-with-lawsuit-don-t-even-think-about-using-my-music/ar-AA1pFXym?ocid=msedgntp&pc=DCTS&cvid=9cd601dc43ef425f9f8f60ad61cbcf97&ei=26
So does Jack *Black*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLmCJKT5ssw
We also have Jack "Smith"
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https://www.malone.news/p/sunday-strip-what-makes-us-human?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=583200&post_id=148589872&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=z2120&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email
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I think this is a must see edition.
Every Saturday morning on Powerlineblog.com.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2024/10/the-week-in-pictures-walz-plant-edition.php
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Is sending a coded message to all the white supremacists and Neo Nazis :wink: :roll::
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mike-lindell-ad-featuring-neo-nazi-dog-whistle-airs-on-fox-news-report/ar-AA1s2ZST?ocid=msedgntp&pc=DCTS&cvid=d3d561ada338405aa97816a244b21b38&ei=10
So what is the message?
Buy my pillow?
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Look kids, a new captioning contest! Let the games begin:
https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/10/11/kamala-vogue-cover-memes-n2402055
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https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2024/10/the-week-in-pictures-oaklands-candidate-edition.php
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Norton is telling me that is a dangerous page.
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Norton is telling me that is a dangerous page.
Go straight to Powerlineblog.com and click on 'pictures of the week' .
If they tell you that is dangerous, they are dangerous.
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Greg Gutfeld roasts Howard Stern's feminine interview with Kamala Harris:
"I mean, talk about a transition. On Tuesday, he conducted an interview with Kamala Harris that was so simpering and feminine. I got my period while listening to it. So a guy who's supposed to be funny for a living now claims her candidacy is too important to joke about. This is a guy who once joked right after the Columbine massacre that the killers should have raped the students before killing them. Not that I like that Stern, but this pendulum swing from saying the most tasteless thing in the universe to putting your balls in a tic tac container. You got to wonder what's going on here. It's striking that the king of the most misogynistic humor ever now turns into a breathless over a progressive, hopelessly shallow candidate."
Howard Stern went from mocking prostitutes to promoting one for president.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/abc-news-argues-911-overblown-as-it-was-only-a-handful-of-buildings
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https://babylonbee.com/news/abc-news-argues-911-overblown-as-it-was-only-a-handful-of-buildings
Perfect. They are so good at pointing out the absurdity of Democrats and (Democrat) media.
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https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/17/middleeast/israel-hamas-leader-yahya-sinwar-gaza-intl/index.html
Thank God.
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Commedian Jim Gaffigan, saying, “President Trump talked about migrants taking cats and eating them. So if you’re keeping track at home, this is the second time grabbing a kitty has been part of a campaign.” After a shocked, awkward response from the room, he said, “You know, I was going to leave that one out.”
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Please meet Phil my mouth with farts:
https://x.com/catturd2/status/1850893243573031319?s=61
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This clip is the gift that keeps on giving:
https://x.com/atensnut/status/1851104084993905084?s=61
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How to sneak a message past the censors:
https://share.icloud.com/photos/06cGJdJEbioQO28ltXULfWmrw
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The from a middle class family choice is obvious!!!
https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1851294830908854333
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https://patriotpost.us/humor/111442-no-reason-2024-10-28?mailing_id=8745&subscription_uuid=36e3d4d4-c349-40fa-9856-d1504ff07188&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.8745&utm_campaign=humor
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Ol’ Doug is gonna get a talkin’ to when he gets home:
https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1853190866200109088?s=61
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:-D :-D :-D
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Her only political skill?
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As they say in Hollywood, "It is not who you know, it is who you blow."
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Her only political skill?
It does help explain how any claim she has “strong oral abilities” was misconstrued to mean she could handle herself in an interview.
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"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting." – Ronald Reagan
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AI used to change the word “democracy” to “bureaucracy.” Truth and humor ensue:
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1853887450365735153?s=61
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https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?&q=harris+cackling+gif&qpvt=harris+cackling+gif&mid=41FF30FB6E19FECA22A741FF30FB6E19FECA22A7&&FORM=VRDGAR
https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=songs+about+memories+and+memory&mid=DD0E6110F14BFA40E468DD0E6110F14BFA40E468&FORM=VIRE
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They are so unprincipled if they thought they could get away with it they’d give it a shot:
https://share.icloud.com/photos/0c1V8OybWhFQORtYb7cwq76Kw
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https://x.com/FredJellyBeans/status/1853701886282526996
Katherine has been showing me his AI videos since the election
what a riot
We will be getting the squirrel vote for the next 200 years!
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Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen—who stated he would leave the US if Trump got elected—gets good and trolled:
https://x.com/bubblebathgirl/status/1854709550005305436?s=61
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Perhaps not humor, but certainly some to be hoped for comeuppance:
https://x.com/atensnut/status/1855699939785064796?s=61
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Harris Walz shirts now 75% off.
https://www.etsy.com/market/harris_walz_shirt
Glad I waited. :wink:
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Harris Walz shirts now 75% off.
https://www.etsy.com/market/harris_walz_shirt
Glad I waited. :wink:
Give me a shout when they start paying people to take them off their hands. Or better yet, shouldn't they be donated to INS detention facilities and such?
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For your viewing pleasure may I present “Steven Pineless, MP:”
https://www.comedy.co.uk/online/videos/27009/labour-minister-questioned-about-historical-trump-tweets/
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Ran across this pic today …
https://share.icloud.com/photos/08cc_EWBwaYMulD_dtWDvQW0wΩ
… titled “I don’t think all these liberal women shaving their heads as a response to Trump’s election realize how bad they look afterwards.”
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2nd post. This guy wins the internet today, perhaps for the whole week, and I think he’s got a shot at the month. Or twelve. Crank the volume if you are into heavy metal:
https://x.com/memeadicttx/status/1857956051724722367?s=61
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"Biden Harris inflation is so bad you can't buy an election for a billion dollars anymore."
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from an email group I am in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV6gvZ7OrZQ
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https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-explains-that-white-privilege-feels-weirdly-like-getting-beat-up-by-giant-black-lesbians
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https://babylonbee.com/news/ray-epps-announces-resignation-from-fbi
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https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbe26e8d4-c253-4c25-a685-5246aea497a0_966x830.png?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
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https://www.bizpacreview.com/2025/01/02/now-dan-crenshaw-is-fighting-with-john-rich-and-its-nasty-1513439/?utm_campaign=bizpac&utm_content=Newsletter&utm_medium=Newsletter&utm_source=Get%20Response&utm_term=EMAIL
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https://x.com/i/web/status/1882488931910103166
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https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2025/02/the-week-in-pictures-i-dont-care-margaret.php
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And the absurdity of it all unfolds:
https://x.com/CNviolations/status/1885282781346799659
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This guy must be quite popular in Vegas.
https://x.com/CNviolations/status/1885829230908612947
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXA5mbW1DX8
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A rouge takes his place in the gallery:
https://share.icloud.com/photos/0d9PEgK89lr3JATaruynxET2w
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My wife sent me a TikTok of a MAGA woman laughing hysterically at the rogue :wink: picture.
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… found here. My dog is still looking at me like I lost my mind:
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2025/02/the-week-in-pictures-xmas-morning-month.php
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Many great ones there!
Check Powerlineblog.com every Saturday morning for a nice compilation.
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https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2e117ab7-f835-4c14-b120-b9fdc24c31e1_932x1004.png?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
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https://x.com/i/web/status/1892204700318958035
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFoEY8BJ0Fm/?igsh=MjZiOWZlZGUxYw%3D%3D&fbclid=IwY2xjawIrBO5leHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHdm_wPbRuu95VmyfWPH7-ssC2OadGl8y66EDwTcWIIj0PV5JKvfUkIz27A_aem_o0NElc_trlmqqgEn1GZXqA
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(https://mcusercontent.com/dc8d30edd7976d2ddf9c2bf96/images/b52b67be-ef3b-2e68-f881-a2037bbbf95b.jpg)
CTUP
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Federal Judge Orders Astronauts Be Returned To Space Station https://buff.ly/Pr4OiTT
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https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/03/23/video-rosie-odonnell-goes-full-election-denier-claims-musk-stole-2024-for-trump/
When I first saw this image I thought this hair style reminded me of someone
Joe Scarborough https://images.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=joescarborough+image&fr=yhs-imageadvan-imageadvan_switch&type=251_pc.typedin.smse_smse&hspart=imageadvan&hsimp=yhs-imageadvan_switch&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.marketrealist.com%2Fbrand-img%2FGRlrQj7J9%2F0x0%2Fscarborough-1-1658330765028.jpg#id=27&iurl=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F181125223638-scarborough-brezinski-super-tease.jpg&action=click
or maybe gumby
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A very alien approach taken:
Yesterday, the Hill ran a literally unbelievable story headlined, “President Trump orders Pentagon to immediately disclose UFO files.” From the order’s language, it looks huge, historic, unprecedented and definitely world-shattering. Trump’s unworldly order flatly said the government’s top-secret files will “redefine the very nature of human existence.”
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The order required DOGE to immediately create a new subdivision aimed at probing the Pentagon’s most classified UFO files (although UFO has been euphemized to ‘UAP). The new DOGE sub-agency will be called, and I am not making this up, the “Men In Black” division. The division’s logo, revealed yesterday in a press event, features a silhouette of a tiny green man wearing a red ball-cap.
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According to Trump’s order, the new Men In Black team was told to enter the Pentagon’s offices late last night at the speed of DOGE. They were empowered to declassify “all materials relating to extraterrestrial encounters, reverse-engineered spacecraft, and previously unreleased abduction reports.”
Additionally, the order directed the Treasury Department to prepare a commemorative Interstellar Disclosure Coin, to celebrate “America’s leadership in finally telling the people the truth.” At the Oval Office signing ceremony, Trump promised the first documents will drop within 72 hours. “We have the best aliens,” the President told reporters. “Tremendous aliens. Some of them might even already be working for us,” he teased.
According to the Hill’s unidentified “sources with knowledge of the President’s plans,” a “very special guest” will accompany Elon Musk to a White House event on Thursday to celebrate the declassification event. The identity and genetic makeup of the “special guest” remains a mystery.
White House officials declined to comment when asked whether the “special guest” might require its own Secret Service detail or methane tank. One source, speaking on condition of anonymity, hinted cryptically, “Let’s just say Thursday’s event will be out of this world.”
It’s too much to believe it could actually happen. But it is happening. This is Washington, so the truth may be out there. I want to believe.
Haha, I can’t keep this up. These days, it’s almost too believable. April Fool’s!
https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/disclosure-day-tuesday-april-1-2025
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https://share.icloud.com/photos/056UaoKP-VjxoRAiSbr2X5N7w
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Trump’s priorities are clearly askew and at odds w/ the precedents Biden set:
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-concerned-trump-may-not-have-chinas-best-interests-at-heart
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Trump’s priorities are clearly askew and at odds w/ the precedents Biden set:
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-concerned-trump-may-not-have-chinas-best-interests-at-heart
Another great one from the Bee. In my view they don't have to go under humor. They can go right in the thread as political insight. We tried straightforward logic with no luck. We yearned for other ways to make our point. We badly needed different messengers with better messaging. The Bee fits the bill.
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Scariest 2 days evah….
https://share.icloud.com/photos/01cx5K47gRyGd2bURky72FVtw
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https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2025/04/the-week-in-pictures-direwolf-of-wall-street-edition.php
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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/social-media-erupts-after-aoc-debuts-another-strange-accent-kamalas-playbook
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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/social-media-erupts-after-aoc-debuts-another-strange-accent-kamalas-playbook
Isn't every bar waitress an aspiring actress?
She'll never make it in acting but she's on a path to becoming Speaker of the House, Senate Minority Leader, maybe the next Democratic nominee for President.
I wonder who her running mate will be. Too bad it can't be Chuck Schumer.
Cortez-Crockett
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5248671-ocasio-cortez-sanders-tour/
https://amac.us/newsline/elections/democrats-aoc-nightmare-is-coming-true/
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Nit pick: If we want to use one name for her, the correct one to use is "Ocasio", not "Cortez".
In Latino naming my name would be Marc Denny Sonnenblick with Sonnenblick being my mother's maiden name.
If one name is to be used it properly is the paternal one, not the maternal one.
Thus Kilmar Abrego Garcia's family name is "Abrego" not "Garcia".
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David Burge
@iowahawkblog
Palisades fire destroyed 6,800 homes. At 4 rebuilding permits per 75 days, LA should have this sorted out 349.08 years, or early 2374, at which point we then go on to Phase II of the permitting process
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https://babylonbee.com/news/ms-13-added-to-lgbtq-acronym?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
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https://babylonbee.com/news/ms-13-added-to-lgbtq-acronym?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
Another home run by the Bee!
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A-MEN
-> A-LBGTMS13
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https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-skin-returns-to-normal-human-color-after-ban-on-artificial-dyes
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Perhaps misfiled as much of this is all too true:
Ableism: the idea that ability, competence, achievement, and merit are somehow better than their opposites. A disgusting remnant of a White, patriarchal society that must be eviscerated with all due haste
The Administrative State: Rule by an overwhelming minority.
Advocate: People without real jobs who live to complain.
Adult: A 12-year-old who wants to have his or her genitalia removed
“American Leadership” (especially on the “glo0bal stage”): Blank check.
Bigotry: opposition to any belief or opinion held by a “progressive.”
Child: A legal adult under 21 who wants to own a gun.
Compromise: Moving left to the position the left wants.
Consensus: When everyone agrees with the agenda of the left.
Conservatism: an existential threat to our democracy, practiced by bad people. Must not be tolerated.
Conversation about. . ., We Need to Have a National: You shut up and agree with liberalism.
* Dark Money. n. Charitable donations from the private sector to support research that the academic far-left does not like for political reasons.
Democracy: Any institutional design or voting system that enables the left to get what it wants. [Updated version: “Our democracyTM”—democracy as the left defines it]
Democracy, Threat to: 1. When Republicans win an election. 2. Threat to Democrats.
Denier: Label for anyone who dissents from leftist positions that can’t be successfully defended (or who didn’t vote for Liz Cheney)
Dialogue: A monologue where the Left explains and the Right agrees. (See also “Conversation about. . .”)
Disinformation: Anything a conservative says.
Diversity: Where everyone looks different, but thinks the same thing, and speaks in identical cliches.
Diversity (2): the lifeblood of our democracy, enriching all of us.
Divisive: Any opinion the left doesn’t like.
Dr. Fauci: a God-like figure who actually exists, and selflessly serves humanity in the blessed name of “science.” Hallowed be His name and peace be upon Him forever and ever. Amen.
Equality: An oppressive term, because treating individuals the same interferes with “equity.”
Equity: The phrase leftists use when they reach for your wallet.
Extremist: someone who disagrees with a Democrat.
Fairness: when progressive ideas and/or candidates carry the day. (Antonym, unfairness: when conservative ideas and/or candidates carry the day.)
Far-right: this term is rightfully applied to any individuals or groups who oppose Democratic/woke policies and talking points.
Fascist: someone who disagrees with a Democrat.
Free speech: The firebombing of public buildings by Leftists.
God: a mythical figure, created by conservatives to impose their arbitrary version of morality on sexual minorities and non-conformists.
“Hate speech”: Any statement that challenges the dogmas of the left. Usually deployed whenever a conservative is about to win an argument. (See also, “Racism.”)
Heterosexual: a boring, old, unhip, and often intolerant group of individuals that cling to outmoded ideas of sexual relationships and complementarity.
Holistic: Leftist adjective for “we have no idea what to do about a problem and want to change the subject”
Homeless became the “unhoused.” This subtle shift, verging on the passive voice, shifts the burden from the individual to society, or someone. “Unhoused” by whom? It implies people lack shelter through no fault of their own, but because “society” has deprived them of their right to housing.
Human rights: Any good thing that anyone can think of becomes a “fundamental” human right, or positive goods the government is now obligated to provide to you at someone else’s expense.
Illegal aliens (more properly called “undocumented immigrant”): downtrodden and oppressed, these people must be allowed free access into our country and the freedom to go wherever they like, in any quantity, without restraint. They bring much needed diversity and skill sets to our land. They should be entitled to vote and get government welfare, education, medical care, and all other entitlements upon arrival. (Update: The term has recently been modified to “recent arrivals.”)
Invasive species: a dire threat to our land, whose spread must be stopped at all costs. These insidious invaders often overwhelm and supplant indigenous species. (Note: Term does not apply to any humans from cultures hostile to America.)
Inclusion: The deliberate exclusion of white males.
Inclusive: Favorite term of privileged people at exclusive institutions, like Harvard.
Inflation: the consequence of the federal government spending an insufficient amount of money. Alternative definition: something caused by Vladimir Putin.
“Investment”: Democrat-speak for “spending money on our favorite constituency groups.”
“Journalist”: A stenographer for the Left. (Alt. defn: Democratic activist with a byline.)
Justice: when Democrats prevail. (Antonym, injustice: when conservatives prevail.)
Latinx: What comes before Latiny and Latinz. (Or it’s a long-lost sixth declension.)
Liberal double-standards: If whites leave central cities, it’s “white flight.” If whites move into central cities, it’s “gentrification.” If banks don’t loan to minority applicants with weak credit scores, it’s “red-lining.” If banks do loan to minorities, it’s “predatory lending.” If business competitors charge the same price, it’s “collusion.” If one competitor charges a lower price, it’s predatory pricing.” See a pattern here?
The left: How dare men make law about abortion!
Also the left: Men can get pregnant.
Living Constitution: The written Constitution is dead.
Man: though there is no currently agreed on definition for this amorphous term, all can agree that testosterone-fueled toxic masculinity — and the patriarchy — are very bad things indeed.
Meritocracy: Created originally by liberals, now means racism/white supremacy.
Misinformation: any report, data, or information, regardless of veracity and legitimacy, that does not confirm/affirm Democrats’ talking points and advance their agenda.
“Misleading”: In Campus-speak, like Orwell’s Newspeak, “misleading” means “true, but ideologically embarrassing.”
Multiculturalism: A favorite term of people who inhabit an intellectual monoculture (often known as “universities”).
Nationalism: Patriotism that liberals don’t like.
Neoliberalism: Anything the left doesn’t like. (Often a synonym for “racism.”)
Populism: When the wrong person or cause wins a free election, like Brexit or Trump.
[Alternative: John Gray’s definition—“Populism is a term used by centrist liberals to describe political blowback from the disruption of society produced by their policies.” (In The New Statesman.)
Pride!: what everyone who isn’t heterosexual should have… and should shove in heterosexuals’ faces at every opportunity.
Property: Theft. (See Marx, Karl, & Proudhon, Joseph.)
Public-Private Partnership: A half-baked feel-good proposal doomed to inevitable failure resulting from inept management by government officials with no business experience. Syn: “urban renewal”.
Queer: another term for homosexual. Synonymous with Pride! (See above.)
Racism: Any kind of resistance, conscious or unconscious, to the political program of the left.
Reform: Coming from a leftist, “reform” means destroying an existing institution.
Root causes: Method of deflecting attention from solutions that can relieve a problem immediately (like locking up criminals instead of playing catch and release).
“Re-Imagine”: The term used by leftists who think their dreams can become reality simply with a mere act of will. Term not found in conservative vocabulary.
Riot: a mostly peaceful demonstration by the oppressed against their oppressors. (As opposed to an “insurrection,” which is when conservatives and patriots challenge their rulers.)
Social justice: Alternative phrase leftists use when reaching for your wallet. (See “equity,” above.)
“Stakeholders”: Self-appointed advocates who demand the right to tell you how to run your business.
“Structural oppression”: Synonym for “we hate capitalism.”
Terrorist: someone who disagrees with a Democrat.
“Threat to democracy”: Threat to Democrats.
Tolerance: A euphemism for “you must abandon all moral convictions, because we say so.”
Tolerance (2): the highest virtue for conservatives to exercise toward those on the left, one that affords respect to all of us, regardless of our differences. Democrats need not exercise this virtue in dealing with Republicans.
Uniparty: used to describe the bipartisanship and unity to which we all aspire. Achieved when Republicans cave to Democrat demands. (Which, fortunately, is nearly always.)
Violence: The expression of conservative ideas.
Voter Suppression: Elimination of Democrat election fraud.
Woke (1): The belief that (1) all of society is currently and intentionally structured to oppress, (2) all gaps in performance between large groups illustrate this, and (3) the solution is ‘equity’—proportional representation without regard to performance. (From Wilfred Reilly)
Woke (2): A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior.
Woman: there is no currently agreed on definition for this amorphous term. [Except in Britain. Terms and conditions apply]
Appendix: Paradoxes of Our Age
• Burning the American flag is protected speech under the First Amendment, but burning a pride flag is a hate crime punishable by law.
• Boys are no longer allowed do dress up as cowboys and Indians (another hate crime), but are allowed to dress up as women and become one.
Bonus entries:
LGBTQIA+: a diverse and loving community of tolerant individuals who have been the victims of bigotry and injustice in this country due to systemic homophobia and misogyny.
Mentally-challenged individual: someone who disagrees with a Democrat.
Terrorist: someone who disagrees with a Democrat.
Tolerance: the highest virtue for conservatives to exercise toward those on the left, one that affords respect to all of us, regardless of our differences. Democrats need not exercise this virtue in dealing with Republicans.
“We need to have a conversation about. . .”: You shut up and agree with the left.
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