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Science, Culture, & Humanities / Re: Humor/WTF
« on: July 13, 2012, 11:47:10 AM »
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was
caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post
turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post
turtle'. Have you ever seen one?
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued
to explain:
"You know he didn't get up there by himself,
he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there,
he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and
you just wonder what kind of dumb jerk put him up
there to begin with."
caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle'.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post
turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post
turtle'. Have you ever seen one?
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued
to explain:
"You know he didn't get up there by himself,
he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there,
he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and
you just wonder what kind of dumb jerk put him up
there to begin with."