Fire Hydrant of Freedom

I dunno about that.  I always found it quite special when a girl chose me to be her first.

I wonder if the 72 heavenly Muslim virgins get to choose if the departed one is their first.

If they don't get to choose, is it really heaven for them?  Does the departed care?

If they do get to choose and decide the departed is not worthy, was that suicide vest worth it?  That sounds like hell to me, to be forever rejected by 72 virgins...