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Politics & Religion / Re: Open Letter to Muslims, Liberals, Democrats, et al
« on: January 19, 2008, 08:24:12 AM »
Let me state that I am a dedicated Christian, so that's where I'm coming from.
Now, as for my Muslim friends, I sometimes find it hard to compete with there doctrine. They get a truck-load of virgins, and I think about 50,000 servants when they go to heaven.
I've researched Christianity, and there will be no sex in heaven. Sometimes it makes me wonder if that is why so many of my Muslim friends are so eager to strap explosives on their body.
Where do I sign up?
Just kidding my friends, so please do not be offended.
I sold my soul to Jesus, and I won't look back... But those virgins are very tempting...
Now, as for my Muslim friends, I sometimes find it hard to compete with there doctrine. They get a truck-load of virgins, and I think about 50,000 servants when they go to heaven.
I've researched Christianity, and there will be no sex in heaven. Sometimes it makes me wonder if that is why so many of my Muslim friends are so eager to strap explosives on their body.
Where do I sign up?
Just kidding my friends, so please do not be offended.
I sold my soul to Jesus, and I won't look back... But those virgins are very tempting...