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Political Humor
« on: March 21, 2017, 12:30:16 PM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2017, 09:51:41 PM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2017, 11:57:26 AM »

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Minneapolis
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2017, 07:53:01 AM »
A racist, an environmentalist, and a jihadist walk into a government building in Minneapolis.

The security guard says, "Good Morning, Madam Mayor".

https://www.spartareport.com/2017/04/is-it-time-for-minneapolis-to-go-full-tilt-boogie-crazy/#disqus_thread
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Comey-Hillary Duet
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2017, 10:50:04 AM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2017, 12:11:50 PM »

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Re: Political Humor, Iowahawk
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2017, 02:34:01 PM »
Difference between a Cubs fan and a socialist?  A Cubs fan can point to a success every 108 years

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Enquiring minds want to know: Col. Sanders and KFC
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2017, 07:35:07 PM »
As I was driving along today, a question popped into mind about all these Confederate statues:  Does this mean that black people who eat at Col. Sanders' Kentucky Fried Chicken are Uncle Toms and white customers are racists?  Enquiring minds want to know , ,,

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President Trump's golf ball
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2017, 05:41:15 PM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2017, 06:20:18 PM »
 :lol:

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I would have laughed more if he launches and independent counsel on Clinton .  Obamster should have one too.


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2017, 08:42:47 PM »
Friend of a friend was entering Australia, going through customs.
Them: "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?"

Him: "I didn't know it was still a requirement!"

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2017, 01:33:33 PM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2017, 10:00:07 PM »
Don't call them "illegal firearms".  Call them "undocumented weapons" and give them sanctuary.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2017, 07:34:08 AM »
Don't call them "illegal firearms".  Call them "undocumented weapons" and give them sanctuary.

Excellent!  )

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2017, 11:16:29 AM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2017, 11:41:12 AM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2017, 11:54:08 AM »

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Merkel visits Greece
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2017, 11:17:31 AM »
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?

"No, just here for a few days."

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Trump Humor
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2017, 09:03:55 PM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2017, 11:51:57 AM »
During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps,
"Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?"

Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded,
"We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found."

"And just where is that?" said the reporter sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned sardonically and said,
"They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration."

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2017, 02:13:45 PM »

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Re: Political Humor
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2018, 11:48:00 AM »

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The real SOTU speech for tonight
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2018, 07:51:02 AM »

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DC is exempt even for the influenza epidemic!
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2018, 05:51:15 AM »
Another indicator on just how isolated the DCers are from the rest of us:

https://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/usmap.htm


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2018, 06:18:07 AM »
I wonder if Stalin would have won the Eastern front if he offered all his troops pensions (on inflated OT hrs, probably a partial disability claim) including  for those who failed to face the enemy?

 :evil:


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2018, 11:19:37 AM »


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2018, 12:58:23 PM »

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don't know what thread to post this in
« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2018, 04:30:16 PM »
Let me get this straight:  Elon Musk - one of the biggest BS ers of all time is going to post a media rating web site and call it   * PRAVDA* ( he claims for truth)

This guy can't be that ignorant of the history of the origins of the newspaper Pravda?!

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/elon-musk-teases-website-tracking-journalists-and-media-outlets-credibility


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Pronouns
« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2018, 03:21:50 PM »


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Reverend Al shouts out to Aretha
« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2018, 01:20:02 PM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2018, 08:38:55 PM »


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Re: This is rather droll
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2018, 02:34:15 PM »
second post

https://www.facebook.com/ABCiview/videos/1870904259886168/UzpfSTExMDY2Mzg0NTYyMjkzNjpWSzoxODcwOTA0MjU5ODg2MTY4/

The left spends decades ginning up racial and ethnic divides and then reacts in horror when they are successful.

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This belongs here more than in Kavanaugh thread methinks
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2018, 02:12:52 PM »
https://pjmedia.com/trending/poking-a-hole-in-professor-fords-fear-of-flying-excuse/


We could hire a camel or if too fast a donkey to bring her to DC   :lol:

Com'on Sen Grassley - get this over with - no matter what you do the LEFT will bash away.

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