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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #50 on: October 20, 2018, 01:15:37 PM »
she's glamorous!   :)


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #52 on: October 22, 2018, 05:28:52 AM »
she's glamorous!   :)

Nikki Haley looks good there.

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How ironic
« Reply #53 on: October 24, 2018, 03:19:21 PM »
his name is "tribe"

The great Havard Constitutional law professor  all bent out of shape on twitter.  No Left wing bias with him    :roll::

https://twitter.com/tribelaw?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1055137898033483782&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativereview.com%2Fnews%2Fblue-check-brigade-descends-on-news-of-suspicious-packages-to-blame-trump%2F

Obama did the same to the right (me) for 8 yrs - he is just stealthier .
I didn't hear any talk of civil war then except by us .

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #54 on: October 29, 2018, 05:22:15 PM »
C:\Users\Marc Denny\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Windows\INetCache\Content.Outlook\PVIXRQXE\email (002).mht

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Jihad Bells!
« Reply #55 on: December 16, 2018, 04:47:47 AM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #56 on: December 27, 2018, 06:17:40 PM »
Men are from Mars.  Women are from Venus.  All the rest are from Uranus.

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I was thinking , , ,
« Reply #57 on: January 16, 2019, 07:25:48 PM »



I was thinking:
If only 11 million people have Obama-Care, how will 24 million people die if it is repealed? Will an additional 13 million people be randomly shot?

I was thinking:
If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleach Bit and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the mainstream media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent.

I was thinking:
If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?

I was thinking:
If you rob a bank in a Sanctuary City, is it illegal or is it just an undocumented withdrawal?

I was thinking:
Each ISIS attack now is a reaction to Trump policies, but all ISIS attacks during Obama's term were due to Climate Change and a plea for jobs.

I was thinking:
We should stop calling them all 'Entitlements'. Welfare, Food Stamps, and WIC, are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and shouldn't be called entitlements at all. Social Security and Veterans Benefits are entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and paid for by the recipients.

I was thinking:
If Muslims want to run away from a Muslim country, does that mean they're Islamophobic?

I was thinking:
If Liberals don't believe in biological gender then why did they march for women's rights?

I was thinking:
How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the Primary from Bernie Sanders? How did Russia get Donna Brazile to leak debate questions to Hillary Clinton in advance of the debates?

I was thinking:
Why is it that Democrats think Super delegates are fine, but they have a problem with the Electoral College?

I was thinking:
If you don't want the FBI involved in elections, don't nominate someone who's being investigated by the FBI.

I was thinking:
If Hillary's speeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows up to her free ones?

I was thinking:
The DNC is mad at Russia because they 'think' they are trying to manipulate our election by exposing that the DNC is manipulating our election.

I was thinking:
If Democrats don't want foreigners involved in our elections, why do they think it's all right for illegals to vote?

I'm going to quit thinking for a while.  All of this makes my head hurt.

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SOTU 2019
« Reply #59 on: February 06, 2019, 03:29:04 PM »

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« Reply #60 on: February 07, 2019, 08:32:50 AM »

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"White Chicks" movie
« Reply #61 on: February 08, 2019, 10:09:09 PM »
Funny on so many levels , , ,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lSrc-FvRhk

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This belongs in the humor thread
« Reply #62 on: February 26, 2019, 07:00:13 AM »
From one man of unbridled integrity (Brennan) defending another of unbridled integrity (Reid):

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/john-brennan-torches-trump-apos-170038513.html

LOL from the shear absurdity of this .


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« Reply #64 on: March 07, 2019, 10:58:08 AM »
AOC:

https://pjmedia.com/trending/talk-s-about-aoc-and-get-flushed-by-david-corn/

Corn wrote the number down prior to washing it off the john  - I mean jane (feminism rules)

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Mad Maxine outdoes herself
« Reply #68 on: April 12, 2019, 02:08:11 PM »


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #70 on: May 19, 2019, 06:21:06 AM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #71 on: May 19, 2019, 10:00:55 AM »
why is AOC dating a white anglo man?


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #72 on: May 19, 2019, 06:03:25 PM »
Ummm , , , cause he is rich and tech savvy?

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agree this is so outrageous one can only laugh
« Reply #73 on: May 31, 2019, 06:11:04 AM »
https://pjmedia.com/trending/not-the-onion-post-emailgate-hillary-clinton-to-speak-at-cybersecurity-conference/

I would add that Fireye could have their back up speaker be Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Clinton never did show any shame .

Still the same sleaze till she goes to her grave.

Can I guess her theme will be Russians hacking into our elections?


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #75 on: July 01, 2019, 01:27:05 PM »



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Speaking of Hillary
« Reply #78 on: July 26, 2019, 04:44:12 AM »
I heard through the grapevine that what we just heard about Epstein was in fact the result of a botched hit from team Hillary .

Some of her mafia lawyers ordered a hit on the inside to silence this witness.

 :wink:   :-o

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #80 on: August 10, 2019, 06:56:00 PM »
I am thinking Maher could play the lead part of the inevitable movie about Jeffrey Epstein.

If Hollywood cashes in on the likes of Ted Bundy , Charles Manson and for God's sake Jeffrey Dahmer it won't be long before we see Epstein stuff  - money/power/sex/celebrities/ and the rest

only thing missing is guns .

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Republicans announce Impeachment - of the next Democrat President
« Reply #83 on: October 01, 2019, 07:39:33 AM »
https://ricochet.com/681132/republicans-begin-impeachment-investigation/

“But, the next Democratic President hasn’t even been inaugurated yet.”

“Neither had President Trump, when his impeachment investigation started."
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Political humor?  Or is this what just happened?


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #85 on: October 04, 2019, 07:10:02 PM »




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Re: Political Humor
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Under the direction of Mafia Don Martin Scorsese
« Reply #91 on: November 27, 2019, 04:51:44 AM »
Made man Robert De Niro

has ordered captain Joe Pesci to knock off Trump.

They will dump the body 5 miles out from Mar A Lago.

Rights for production of a movie already sold.


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Strange
« Reply #92 on: November 27, 2019, 05:04:56 PM »
All my patients with urinary tract and STD infections
seem to be Bernie Sanders fans

they all have the "burn"

good news after they get treated they no longer have the . burn

that is why his poll numbers are going down. :-P

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Re: Strange
« Reply #93 on: November 27, 2019, 05:26:28 PM »
At least they got something for free!

All my patients with urinary tract and STD infections
seem to be Bernie Sanders fans

they all have the "burn"

good news after they get treated they no longer have the . burn

that is why his poll numbers are going down. :-P





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Bernie Baffled, Babylon Bee
« Reply #98 on: February 11, 2020, 07:16:01 AM »
Bernie Sanders Confused By New Hampshire State Motto 'Live Free Or Die' — 'Both Of Those Options Sound Horrible'

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Re: Political Humor, SNL Dem Debate
« Reply #99 on: February 11, 2020, 08:04:39 AM »