A very alien approach taken:
Yesterday, the Hill ran a literally unbelievable story headlined, “President Trump orders Pentagon to immediately disclose UFO files.” From the order’s language, it looks huge, historic, unprecedented and definitely world-shattering. Trump’s unworldly order flatly said the government’s top-secret files will “redefine the very nature of human existence.”
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The order required DOGE to immediately create a new subdivision aimed at probing the Pentagon’s most classified UFO files (although UFO has been euphemized to ‘UAP). The new DOGE sub-agency will be called, and I am not making this up, the “Men In Black” division. The division’s logo, revealed yesterday in a press event, features a silhouette of a tiny green man wearing a red ball-cap.
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According to Trump’s order, the new Men In Black team was told to enter the Pentagon’s offices late last night at the speed of DOGE. They were empowered to declassify “all materials relating to extraterrestrial encounters, reverse-engineered spacecraft, and previously unreleased abduction reports.”
Additionally, the order directed the Treasury Department to prepare a commemorative Interstellar Disclosure Coin, to celebrate “America’s leadership in finally telling the people the truth.” At the Oval Office signing ceremony, Trump promised the first documents will drop within 72 hours. “We have the best aliens,” the President told reporters. “Tremendous aliens. Some of them might even already be working for us,” he teased.
According to the Hill’s unidentified “sources with knowledge of the President’s plans,” a “very special guest” will accompany Elon Musk to a White House event on Thursday to celebrate the declassification event. The identity and genetic makeup of the “special guest” remains a mystery.
White House officials declined to comment when asked whether the “special guest” might require its own Secret Service detail or methane tank. One source, speaking on condition of anonymity, hinted cryptically, “Let’s just say Thursday’s event will be out of this world.”
It’s too much to believe it could actually happen. But it is happening. This is Washington, so the truth may be out there. I want to believe.
Haha, I can’t keep this up. These days, it’s almost too believable. April Fool’s!
https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/disclosure-day-tuesday-april-1-2025
