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Study: COVID-19 Impacts Men, Women More Than All Other Genders Combined
« Reply #103 on: March 26, 2020, 07:00:57 PM »
BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined. According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender. "It's incredible - we've found this virus is far more likely to affect biological males and biological females than any other biological gender,"
https://babylonbee.com/news/covid-19-impacting-men-women-more-than-all-other-genders-combined

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #104 on: March 31, 2020, 02:27:58 PM »
is not it a bit humorous that in some places they are letting prisoners out of jail to stop the spread
and in others arresting people to put in jail for breaking a curfew?

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #105 on: May 11, 2020, 12:00:24 PM »


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Let's trigger China
« Reply #107 on: May 17, 2020, 10:28:33 AM »

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Re: Let's trigger China
« Reply #108 on: May 17, 2020, 11:51:05 AM »
https://9gag.com/gag/aj96orq?ref=fb.s.mw

Becoming "West Taiwan" is the best thing that could happen to them right now.





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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #112 on: August 01, 2020, 04:07:27 PM »
Doctor, when do you think Covid19 will be over?

Doctor:  I don't know.  I'n not much into politics.
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I just realized that "Don't Stand so Close to me" could be this year's theme song,
if it hadn't been recorded by The Police.

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/08/the-week-in-pictures-barr-none-edition.php





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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #117 on: August 30, 2020, 09:22:30 AM »
bought a few can insulators and pens from the official Trump site yesterday

the. RNC got me excited

after months of being demoralized

 :-D

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #118 on: August 30, 2020, 01:15:31 PM »
bought a few can insulators and pens from the official Trump site yesterday

the. RNC got me excited

after months of being demoralized

 :-D

ccp before RNC:  "...at least a pubic hair of (pretended) empathy will also help..."

You got it!

Be careful where you use your can insulators.  There are some bad hombres out there.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #119 on: August 30, 2020, 01:19:38 PM »
I will use at my local dog park

with people I know

but the ones I know who are libs have gentle dogs.......

so I think I will be safe.  :))

I was going to get them Donald J Trump straws to use but they probably would not use them

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What ? weird!
« Reply #120 on: October 02, 2020, 07:24:14 AM »
was showing off Don Jrs pecker picture ?

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fox-news-quietly-paid-kimberly-guilfoyle-accuser-sexual-harassment_n_5f767cafc5b66377b27fb1a2

what kind of person goes around showing penis pictures at work ?

assuming its true.

------ or maybe Gavin Newsom's ....... :-o--------

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Re: What ? weird!
« Reply #121 on: October 02, 2020, 07:59:19 AM »
Yes. Strange story, strange lady.  Hard to believe anyone would behave like that in a work environment in this day and age.  Yet what she is accused of, Joe Biden was accused of also and he leads in the race for President.

https://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2014/08/01/biden-swims-naked-upsetting-female-secret-service-agents-book-claims

That should upset male secret service agents as well. 

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SNL does the Debate
« Reply #122 on: October 05, 2020, 04:47:40 PM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #123 on: November 10, 2020, 06:32:57 PM »
Wife:  Did I put on weight during quarantine?
Husband: You weren't really skinny to begin with.
Time of death:  11:00pm
Cause:  Covid

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #124 on: November 10, 2020, 09:02:48 PM »
Wife:  What's on TV
Husband:  Dust
Cause of Death:  China Virus.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #125 on: November 10, 2020, 09:43:00 PM »
Wife:  What's on TV
Husband:  Dust
Cause of Death:  China Virus.

A year later, he voted for Biden.



Twice.


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Gun stores overwhelmed with returns
« Reply #128 on: December 30, 2020, 07:46:45 PM »
Gun Stores Overwhelmed By People Returning $600 Guns For $2000 Guns

  - Babylon Bee


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A tad too realistic , , ,
« Reply #130 on: January 03, 2021, 03:49:42 PM »

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From this to this
« Reply #132 on: January 23, 2021, 07:32:56 PM »


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #137 on: February 23, 2021, 08:08:10 PM »
I'd want to see more than a four second clip on an unfamiliar site.  Too much possibility of techno-chicanery.

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DWS
« Reply #138 on: February 24, 2021, 08:06:42 AM »
no
not Dancing with the Stars

the other DWS

Congresswoman Deb Wass Schultz stands by her girl. (Nicole Fried):

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/02/23/debbie-wasserman-schultz-demands-florida-mayors-not-lower-flags-in-honor-of-rush-limbaugh/

with totally false jurnolister accusations against Rush.

Funny how Mr Snerdly worked with such a "racist" for decades.................

Got to keep the racist white supremacy myth going .........



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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #139 on: February 27, 2021, 02:50:18 PM »
Biggest Super Bowl in History going on right now in DC.

Patriots versus the Stealers
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Ted Cruz takes one trip to Cancun with his wife and children and liberals' heads explode.

Bill Clinton takes 26 trips with Jeffrey Epstein to Forced Child Sex Prostitution Island and it's Crickets.

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/02/the-week-in-pictures-woke-coke-edition.php
« Last Edit: February 27, 2021, 03:02:35 PM by DougMacG »

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Re: Dr. Suess
« Reply #141 on: March 05, 2021, 02:57:08 PM »




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now that epstein is dead
« Reply #146 on: April 26, 2021, 05:04:19 AM »
maybe we could put 5 Republicans on the island

how about the other territories :
 American Samoa
 Guam
 Northern Mariana Islands
 Puerto Rico. ( we know this will be announced very soon)
 U.S. Virgin Islands


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