Author Topic: Political Humor (Read 60707 times)

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #100 on:** February 17, 2020, 01:29:24 PM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/68634-bernies-marketing-strategy-2020-02-17?mailing_id=4867&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4867&utm_campaign=humor

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #101 on:** March 09, 2020, 11:28:44 AM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/69099-wash-your-hands-2020-03-09?mailing_id=4910&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4910&utm_campaign=humor

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #102 on:** March 17, 2020, 11:51:37 AM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/69250-suited-up-2020-03-16?mailing_id=4924&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.4924&utm_campaign=humor

DougMacG · « **Reply #103 on:** March 26, 2020, 07:00:57 PM »

BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined. According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender. "It's incredible - we've found this virus is far more likely to affect biological males and biological females than any other biological gender,"
https://babylonbee.com/news/covid-19-impacting-men-women-more-than-all-other-genders-combined

ccp · « **Reply #104 on:** March 31, 2020, 02:27:58 PM »

is not it a bit humorous that in some places they are letting prisoners out of jail to stop the spread
and in others arresting people to put in jail for breaking a curfew?

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #105 on:** May 11, 2020, 12:00:24 PM »

https://patriotpost.us/memes

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #106 on:** May 17, 2020, 08:42:25 AM »

https://www.daybydaycartoon.com/comic/the-land-of-oz/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+DayByDayCartoon+%28Day+by+Day+Cartoon+by+Chris+Muir%29

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #107 on:** May 17, 2020, 10:28:33 AM »

https://9gag.com/gag/aj96orq?ref=fb.s.mw

DougMacG · « **Reply #108 on:** May 17, 2020, 11:51:05 AM »

Quote from: Crafty_Dog on May 17, 2020, 10:28:33 AM

https://9gag.com/gag/aj96orq?ref=fb.s.mw

Becoming "West Taiwan" is the best thing that could happen to them right now.

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #109 on:** May 18, 2020, 11:30:42 AM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/70734-obama-spotted-2020-05-18?mailing_id=5057&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5057&utm_campaign=humor

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #110 on:** June 08, 2020, 11:56:46 AM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/71229-pharisees-prayer?mailing_id=5096&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5096&utm_campaign=humor

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #111 on:** July 14, 2020, 02:27:03 PM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/72105-colin-kapernicks-white-oppressors-2020-07-13?mailing_id=5191&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5191&utm_campaign=humor

DougMacG · « **Reply #112 on:** August 01, 2020, 04:07:27 PM »

Doctor, when do you think Covid19 will be over?

Doctor: I don't know. I'n not much into politics.
-------------------------------------------------------
I just realized that "Don't Stand so Close to me" could be this year's theme song,
if it hadn't been recorded by The Police.

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/08/the-week-in-pictures-barr-none-edition.php

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #113 on:** August 10, 2020, 11:25:40 AM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/72613-not-fair?mailing_id=5234&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5234&utm_campaign=humor

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #114 on:** August 18, 2020, 10:02:43 AM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/72773-what-were-you-saying-joe-2020-08-17?mailing_id=5248&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5248&utm_campaign=humor

ccp · « **Reply #115 on:** August 29, 2020, 10:42:56 AM »

https://www.printedkicks.com/products/trump-pocket-shirt?variant=31582905172019&currency=USD&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=google+shopping&gc_id=2051048097&gclid=EAIaIQobChMImo67yvrA6wIVq9SzCh2uWgg-EAYYCCABEgLflfD_BwE

G M · « **Reply #116 on:** August 29, 2020, 05:00:02 PM »

Quote from: ccp on August 29, 2020, 10:42:56 AM

https://www.printedkicks.com/products/trump-pocket-shirt?variant=31582905172019&currency=USD&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=google+shopping&gc_id=2051048097&gclid=EAIaIQobChMImo67yvrA6wIVq9SzCh2uWgg-EAYYCCABEgLflfD_BwE

I might buy a few!

ccp · « **Reply #117 on:** August 30, 2020, 09:22:30 AM »

bought a few can insulators and pens from the official Trump site yesterday

the. RNC got me excited

after months of being demoralized

DougMacG · « **Reply #118 on:** August 30, 2020, 01:15:31 PM »

Quote from: ccp on August 30, 2020, 09:22:30 AM

bought a few can insulators and pens from the official Trump site yesterday

the. RNC got me excited

after months of being demoralized

ccp before RNC: "...at least a pubic hair of (pretended) empathy will also help..."

You got it!

Be careful where you use your can insulators. There are some bad hombres out there.

ccp · « **Reply #119 on:** August 30, 2020, 01:19:38 PM »

I will use at my local dog park

with people I know

but the ones I know who are libs have gentle dogs.......

so I think I will be safe.

)

I was going to get them Donald J Trump straws to use but they probably would not use them

ccp · « **Reply #120 on:** October 02, 2020, 07:24:14 AM »

was showing off Don Jrs pecker picture ?

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/fox-news-quietly-paid-kimberly-guilfoyle-accuser-sexual-harassment_n_5f767cafc5b66377b27fb1a2

what kind of person goes around showing penis pictures at work ?

assuming its true.

------ or maybe Gavin Newsom's .......

--------

DougMacG · « **Reply #121 on:** October 02, 2020, 07:59:19 AM »

Yes. Strange story, strange lady. Hard to believe anyone would behave like that in a work environment in this day and age. Yet what she is accused of, Joe Biden was accused of also and he leads in the race for President.

https://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2014/08/01/biden-swims-naked-upsetting-female-secret-service-agents-book-claims

That should upset male secret service agents as well.

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #122 on:** October 05, 2020, 04:47:40 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsije1KetVw&feature=emb_logo

DougMacG · « **Reply #123 on:** November 10, 2020, 06:32:57 PM »

Wife: Did I put on weight during quarantine?
Husband: You weren't really skinny to begin with.
Time of death: 11:00pm
Cause: Covid

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #124 on:** November 10, 2020, 09:02:48 PM »

Wife: What's on TV
Husband: Dust
Cause of Death: China Virus.

G M · « **Reply #125 on:** November 10, 2020, 09:43:00 PM »

Quote from: Crafty_Dog on November 10, 2020, 09:02:48 PM

Wife: What's on TV
Husband: Dust
Cause of Death: China Virus.

A year later, he voted for Biden.

Twice.

DougMacG · « **Reply #126 on:** December 01, 2020, 06:19:46 AM »

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/11/biden-takes-lead-in-hall-of-fame-voting.php

ccp · « **Reply #127 on:** December 10, 2020, 03:11:27 AM »

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/12/09/maxine-waters-sent-letter-thanking-wet-ass-puy-rapper-megan-thee-stallion-for-drawing-attention-to-plight-of-black-women/

thanking each other for what they gave to society I guess.

DougMacG · « **Reply #128 on:** December 30, 2020, 07:46:45 PM »

Gun Stores Overwhelmed By People Returning $600 Guns For $2000 Guns

- Babylon Bee

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #129 on:** January 01, 2021, 04:13:17 PM »

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9105277/Speaker-Pelosis-house-VANDALIZED-red-paint-pigs-head-message-2-000-checks.html

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #130 on:** January 03, 2021, 03:49:42 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA

ccp · « **Reply #131 on:** January 19, 2021, 05:40:08 AM »

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/01/18/kirsten-gillibrand-i-dont-think-anyone-could-unite-america-chuck-schumer/

maybe amy can use this joke in her show

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #132 on:** January 23, 2021, 07:32:56 PM »

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediafiles/48896/201_jpg-1793429.JPG

ccp · « **Reply #133 on:** February 10, 2021, 07:47:42 AM »

I am an attorney former naval officer etc etc

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2021/02/09/watch-pam-keiths-fancy-bookshelf-appears-to-be-a-shower-curtain-you-can-see-it-move/

G M · « **Reply #134 on:** February 10, 2021, 08:50:54 AM »

https://monsterhunternation.com/2021/02/08/read-the-room-jeep/

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #135 on:** February 15, 2021, 02:36:02 PM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/77748-owen-2021-02-15?mailing_id=5637&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5637&utm_campaign=humor

ccp · « **Reply #136 on:** February 23, 2021, 08:39:37 AM »

https://populist.press/watch-biden-drops-the-n-word-doing-speech/

https://www.agingcare.com/articles/things-people-with-dementia-say-155103.htm

Could anyone even imagine the uproar if a Republican ever did this?

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #137 on:** February 23, 2021, 08:08:10 PM »

I'd want to see more than a four second clip on an unfamiliar site. Too much possibility of techno-chicanery.

ccp · « **Reply #138 on:** February 24, 2021, 08:06:42 AM »

no
not Dancing with the Stars

the other DWS

Congresswoman Deb Wass Schultz stands by her girl. (Nicole Fried):

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/02/23/debbie-wasserman-schultz-demands-florida-mayors-not-lower-flags-in-honor-of-rush-limbaugh/

with totally false jurnolister accusations against Rush.

Funny how Mr Snerdly worked with such a "racist" for decades.................

Got to keep the racist white supremacy myth going .........

DougMacG · « **Reply #139 on:** February 27, 2021, 02:50:18 PM »

Biggest Super Bowl in History going on right now in DC.

Patriots versus the Stealers
------------------------------

Ted Cruz takes one trip to Cancun with his wife and children and liberals' heads explode.

Bill Clinton takes 26 trips with Jeffrey Epstein to Forced Child Sex Prostitution Island and it's Crickets.

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/02/the-week-in-pictures-woke-coke-edition.php

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #140 on:** March 05, 2021, 11:44:49 AM »

I trust everyone here knows what "America First" meant back then , , ,

https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/news/nation/2017/02/01/dr-seuss-politcal-cartoons/97372730/?itm_source=google&itm_medium=amp&itm_campaign=gallery&fbclid=IwAR2zChLZ1wABrjfjsOmacMBM7Zc4bCKt5KEtvnA3_PqeMkym_wervoVEZLc

G M · « **Reply #141 on:** March 05, 2021, 02:57:08 PM »

Quote from: Crafty_Dog on March 05, 2021, 11:44:49 AM

I trust everyone here knows what "America First" meant back then , , ,

https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/news/nation/2017/02/01/dr-seuss-politcal-cartoons/97372730/?itm_source=google&itm_medium=amp&itm_campaign=gallery&fbclid=IwAR2zChLZ1wABrjfjsOmacMBM7Zc4bCKt5KEtvnA3_PqeMkym_wervoVEZLc

Being on the left has never been protection from being purged by a revolution. The left ALWAYS eats it's own.

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #142 on:** March 15, 2021, 02:47:48 PM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/78412-unfriended-2021-03-15?mailing_id=5691&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5691&utm_campaign=humor&fbclid=IwAR0aaFYL_eJLmpxnUBtcOwdYe4TdVCdBwcW4e1DcoZbOyP_qKnom0aEICQ4

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #143 on:** April 05, 2021, 01:21:29 PM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/78912-american-dreamer-2021-04-05?mailing_id=5742&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5742&utm_campaign=humor

DougMacG · « **Reply #144 on:** April 06, 2021, 05:37:15 PM »

Babylon Bee, of course.
https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-ends-mars-mission-after-finding-out-planet-has-no-early-voting

DougMacG · « **Reply #145 on:** April 26, 2021, 04:31:03 AM »

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-demand-statehood-for-epsteins-private-island

ccp · « **Reply #146 on:** April 26, 2021, 05:04:19 AM »

maybe we could put 5 Republicans on the island

how about the other territories :
American Samoa
Guam
Northern Mariana Islands
Puerto Rico. ( we know this will be announced very soon)
U.S. Virgin Islands

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #147 on:** June 22, 2021, 07:51:26 AM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/80748-sign-of-the-times-2021-06-21?mailing_id=5913&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5913&utm_campaign=humor

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #148 on:** July 08, 2021, 02:49:09 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29PCOFXSKc&t=66s

Crafty_Dog · « **Reply #149 on:** August 16, 2021, 12:25:52 PM »

https://patriotpost.us/humor/81975-1975-and-2021-2021-08-16?mailing_id=6043&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.6043&utm_campaign=humor

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Author Topic: Political Humor (Read 60707 times)